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Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:40 pm
by schmedidiah
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It's spreading around bm musicians forum like wild fire! :lol:

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:57 pm
by Mordgeld
Do bear in mind that this might be the reaction of half your audience if you are too vocal with politics outside of song lyrics.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 5:09 pm
by schmedidiah
Mordgeld wrote:Do bear in mind that this might be the reaction of half your audience if you are too vocal with politics outside of song lyrics.

Good point! :D

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Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:11 pm
by Planetguy
I'm not a doctor but i play one on TV.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:10 pm
by Ancient Vegan
I wouldn't say it's spreading like wild fire, but there has been

You know now that I think about it, it is spreading like wildfire.

But it seems contained in the republican/conservative arm of the forum.

Does this resemble you? :mrgreen:

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:48 pm
by Mordgeld
Ancient Vegan wrote:I wouldn't say it's spreading like wild fire, but there has been

You know now that I think about it, it is spreading like wildfire.

But it seems contained in the republican/conservative arm of the forum.

Does this resemble you? :mrgreen:


Wait, there is a republican/conservative arm of the forum?

I'm not sure that you have a fair characterization there. I'll try, tho.

Conservative: I dislike your music because it sucks but I support you individually doing whatever leaves me the hell alone.
Republican: I'll pretend to like your music but secretly oppose it and make it difficult for you to get play.
Liberal: do what makes me feel good.
Democrat: There should be a law against hate music like yours.
Communist: Your music cannot be posted as the people have disapproved the content.
Fascist: Your music sucks because you are not in one of the Unions representing the interests of the people.
Green: Your music is an affront to the planet for its carbon footprint.
Socialist: Your music sounds double-plus ungood.
Monarchy: "We" are not amused with your erstwhile musical effrontery.
Anarchist: F your music.
Confederate: Hold my beer while I heckle this b*tch.

Heh, this is fun. I'm sure I missed some.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:58 am
by schmedidiah
Tumblr: music has infinite genders *except yours

Birther: your music is invalid, because it was conceived in Kenya

Bircher: your music sucks because it promotes big government

Clown: your music rates 3 seltzer bottles

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 6:21 am
by schmedidiah
Alien: we need a host body, but your music really sucks.

Cannibal: damn I'm hungry, but your music ruins my appetite.

Medium at a seance: we need to contact the dead to talk about the days before your sucky music.

IRS auditor: you withheld too much income and failed to withhold enough of your sucky music.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:46 am
by Ancient Vegan
There is a republican/conservative arm of the forum.

C'mon you act like a smart guy, you can't figure that out for yourself?

Critic: Your music sucks, cause I'm not so pleased with mine.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:10 pm
by schmedidiah
freedumb caucus: your music sucks because it's neither free nor dumb enough for my tastes.

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:20 pm
by t-Roy and The Smoking Section
Musician: I have no time to listen to any of you

Conservative: have any opinion you want as long as you respect mine. Feel free to use fact and reason to discuss why we differ. If you can't, be prepared to be called an idiot.

Liberal: If you don't hate America, then you're a hater and a racist and a (fill in the blank) phobe.

Democrat: I don't know anything but I do as NBC tells me

Libertarian: screw all of you!!

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Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:45 pm
by Mordgeld
Ha ha, this is great...

Doctor: Don't believe what those other 9 guys say. The suck in your music can cause lab rats in humans.

Yoda: Advanced in suck your music is.

Booker: I'm afraid we don't have a show that sucks in the offensive way you suck that we can book you on.

Fans: Freebird!

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:26 pm
by MikeTalbot
Ted

Libertarian - objectively, your music sucks

Confederate - your music is ok but leave the torches and guns at home!

Talbot

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:34 pm
by schmedidiah
yod wrote:
Liberal: you're a hater


Confirmation. Gleen is a liberal. :mrgreen:

Re: Ask Your Doctor....

PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 11:49 pm
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Mordgeld wrote:
Ancient Vegan wrote:I wouldn't say it's spreading like wild fire, but there has been

You know now that I think about it, it is spreading like wildfire.

But it seems contained in the republican/conservative arm of the forum.

Does this resemble you? :mrgreen:


Wait, there is a republican/conservative arm of the forum?

I'm not sure that you have a fair characterization there. I'll try, tho.

Conservative: I dislike your music because it sucks but I support you individually doing whatever leaves me the hell alone.
Republican: I'll pretend to like your music but secretly oppose it and make it difficult for you to get play.
Liberal: do what makes me feel good.
Democrat: There should be a law against hate music like yours.
Communist: Your music cannot be posted as the people have disapproved the content.
Fascist: Your music sucks because you are not in one of the Unions representing the interests of the people.
Green: Your music is an affront to the planet for its carbon footprint.
Socialist: Your music sounds double-plus ungood.
Monarchy: "We" are not amused with your erstwhile musical effrontery.
Anarchist: F your music.
Confederate: Hold my beer while I heckle this b*tch.

Heh, this is fun. I'm sure I missed some.


That was pretty good!