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#287076 by schmedidiah
Thu May 31, 2018 1:38 pm
GuitarMikeB wrote:What's a 'storie'?
As usual, Vamp posting nonsense...

a storie is vamp proving he's better than us by using arcane spellings from hundreds of years ago. :lol:
#287211 by Ancient Vegan
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:15 pm
The pig rolls and tries to splash mud and shite up on to anyone he can, including the Threadking, and the psycho.
The Threadking is perplexed, he believes his way is the only way, the psycho tries to fit in, but hey he's a psycho,
the pig is unbound...….

On a side note< I wrote you guys a new hit song, maybe the psycho can play it, and the pig and the Threadking can,
sing it. It's a little tougher then the last one, with more dynamics. It's sung to the tune of a old 70s west coast car
dealers commercials, Cal Worthington. Same tune just with these lyrics, (I'd tell you boys the chords and the bpm,
but it'd probably confuse you)
Here we go 1st verse someone hollers

"Hey here's the Threadking and his dog psycho"
(brief pause, then into the verse)

If your looking for a psycho who
Who doesn't take his pills
He will stand upon his head
And make up lies and say they're real
He will stand upon his head
And claimed he played for The Grateful Dead
Phukkin psycho, phukkin psycho, phukkin psycho

2nd verse someone hollers

"Hey here's the Threadking and his dog pig"

If your lookin for a pig that really sqeals
He will stand alone and claim he's the only one whose real
He probably stands alone at home
With his hand wrapped round the bone
Phukkin pig, phukkin pig, phukkin pig

3rd verse strait into the music

Now the Threadking knows the end is coming soon
He will stand upon his head if you'd just click his links of doom
He will stand upon his head till all his links are read
The Threadking says, the Threadking says, the Threadking says

4th verse straight into the music

Now if these three Eensteens ever have a plan
They'll grab their ass and pull
Their heads out of their cans
The'll pull they're heads out of their ass
Gasping air and passing gas
The phukkin psycho, the phukkin pig, the Threadking says


Your welcome no thanks are necessary
#287218 by DainNobody
Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:35 pm
How come I always get 2nd billing?..
#287266 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Tue Jun 05, 2018 8:20 am
Lots of laughs vegetable man.
Did you actually waste that much effort to go out of your way to insult me?
I am impressed. Thank you for making me that important in your little life.
I'm not going to waste that much time on you.

You are just one dumb asss.
#287273 by Ancient Vegan
Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:38 pm
I'd say you've already wasted more time on me Pig Glenn, or is it Glenn the Pig?

I gotta million of those little ditties, can throw them down, almost instantaneously.
Especially with all the material you 3 supply.

Were all a spark off the eternal flame, some of us just don't know it!
#287275 by Planetguy
Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:45 pm
i'm casting a very strong vote for "Pig Glenn" ....considerably more erudite and elegant than "Glenn the Pig".

aaaand...added special bonus points, it rhymes w "pigpen"!


that out of the way, i'd like to be the first to offer up my services as both your manager, and musical director, AV.

i've no doubt w the right backing behind you, we can fill rap clubs from MO to Bangor.
#287279 by Ancient Vegan
Tue Jun 05, 2018 2:58 pm
Hey PG, Thanks.

Appreciate the offer, I just write them, they come to my head all the time.

You know PG, I would consider it if we could get the, Vamp, Gleen, and the psycho,
to perform them. They could be a rap team like Run DMC, or Public Enemy, only uglier.
We could call them, Hot(beneath the collar), Blue( as in future vision of the world), and
Righteous(as a psycho can be)

I like Glenn the Pig myself, but Glenn the Pig, also has special meaning.
#287297 by DainNobody
Tue Jun 05, 2018 4:25 pm
Why are the other team members names capitalized and I am lowercase? That is an offense Lee Harbours hi
#287328 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:52 am
Ancient Vegan wrote:Hey PG, Thanks.

Appreciate the offer, I just write them, they come to my head all the time.

You know PG, I would consider it if we could get the, Vamp, Gleen, and the psycho,
to perform them. They could be a rap team like Run DMC, or Public Enemy, only uglier.
We could call them, Hot(beneath the collar), Blue( as in future vision of the world), and
Righteous(as a psycho can be)

I like Glenn the Pig myself, but Glenn the Pig, also has special meaning.

That is as funny as anything.

LAUGHING!
You guys are such funny guys.

The problem is all of you are presenting arguments and disagreement that only PROVE what a bunch of wackadoodles you guys really are!
#287402 by ANGELSSHOTGUN
Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:36 am
MikeTalbot wrote:I was asked to publish my most recent poem on FB.
Sadly I'd lost the text but the title was "I speak to inanimate objects..."

You know, the internet of things...

Talbot


Ya know Mike!
I will always think of you as a great guy.
You are a peacemaker. I'm not.
If anyone wants to PHUUCK with me I have no problem dealing with them.
#287571 by Ancient Vegan
Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Bump!

Exciting new revelations coming...….


Sources confirm Russian trolling and music hacking...….

Now...…..

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