General Chat (Non-Music-Related)

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from an ugly hooker ?




If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Sigh...

My suggestion that we raise the tone has apparently gone unheeded...

Talbot

I know.

I'm to blame

I'm to blame

TALK ABOUT TAKING STUFF OUT OF CONTEXT!

Why the hell don't you just go practice...?

I was talking about a high class hooker, you know like Stormy.

I'm to blame

TALK ABOUT TAKING STUFF OUT OF CONTEXT!

Why the hell don't you just go practice...?

Because I'm a better musician than you, turkey!

I'm sorry .
I'll explain if you listen. A man talking doesn't listen.
Go look this dude up.
CARMINE APPICE

He stopped in to fill in for a couple songs. A drummer. AMAZING!
I have no way to explain the difference between this man commanding a stick hit a drum over some really great musicians.

Go look him up and then you may understand what I am saying.

Me... I have just been invited to another old man Sunday jam. The last one ended in our not so good bass player dying of ALS.

Me , I don't have a clue who you are. You ... I apologize... I don't want you to carry any hate to bed at night. Practice if you love it.

I'm glad you are a better musician then me.
I wish you the best success in the world, Schmeddy!

I'm glad you are a better musician then me.
I wish you the best success in the world, Schmeddy!

There you go, Glen. That wasn't so hard, now was it?

Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.


They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?'


She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change positions. This time, I 'll hold the
pigeon down and you sh*t on its head.'


AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

I was born in a cross fired hurricane
And I howled at my Mom in the pouring rain

"I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities, but I forgot what it was. I have it written down at home somewhere."

David Byrne, True Stories

David Byrne - wasn't he the singer in Tina Weymouth's outfit?

Talbot

Never heard of the guy. Tried to research him . No links to even listen to a bit of his music.
Oh well. He seems to have a big tour ongoing... KUDOS!