Nov 4th Boo Hoo Hoo Uprising
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:16 pmNov 4th, The attack of the Flakes
Sounds like a bad Stephen King movie, right?
The flakes want trump to go away. I feel their pain although I am not in agreement. I'm getting all misty just typing this, knowing how they feel. We put up with the great American hating racist fear mongering divisive occasional White House occupant obama for eight long miserable demoralizing years. So we can empathize.
The flakes are prepared to stomp, yell, cry, and exhibit all other manner of bad behavior. If you see them do not give them anything with sugar in it. That will only exacerbate their bad behavior. Whenever possible remove them from the streets where they may injure themselves. Set them on the curbs out of harms way. Speak to them in a soft comforting kindergarten teacher voice. A soothing "There, There now, everything is going to be alright", may help them gain control of their emotions. Be patient with them as your parents were patient with you.
Nonetheless, be prepared
#1 Store up plenty of tissues because the flakes will empty the store shelves of those in short order.
#2 Obtain a map for alternate routes to avoid some streets blocked by individuals lying on their stomachs kicking, screaming and beating their little fists on the pavement.
#3 Use ear plugs to block out the wailing, whimpering, and chanting.
#4 Don't laugh or make direct eye contact with them as they may bite. (health risk)
#5 Get that angry robotic "no ones home" look on your face so that they will believe you are one of them.
#5 Create up a cutesy preschool chant and get the other nimrods to join in.
(Then leave while they are distracted)
These steps may be of use to you during those trying times ahead.
Sounds like a bad Stephen King movie, right?
The flakes want trump to go away. I feel their pain although I am not in agreement. I'm getting all misty just typing this, knowing how they feel. We put up with the great American hating racist fear mongering divisive occasional White House occupant obama for eight long miserable demoralizing years. So we can empathize.
The flakes are prepared to stomp, yell, cry, and exhibit all other manner of bad behavior. If you see them do not give them anything with sugar in it. That will only exacerbate their bad behavior. Whenever possible remove them from the streets where they may injure themselves. Set them on the curbs out of harms way. Speak to them in a soft comforting kindergarten teacher voice. A soothing "There, There now, everything is going to be alright", may help them gain control of their emotions. Be patient with them as your parents were patient with you.
Nonetheless, be prepared
#1 Store up plenty of tissues because the flakes will empty the store shelves of those in short order.
#2 Obtain a map for alternate routes to avoid some streets blocked by individuals lying on their stomachs kicking, screaming and beating their little fists on the pavement.
#3 Use ear plugs to block out the wailing, whimpering, and chanting.
#4 Don't laugh or make direct eye contact with them as they may bite. (health risk)
#5 Get that angry robotic "no ones home" look on your face so that they will believe you are one of them.
#5 Create up a cutesy preschool chant and get the other nimrods to join in.
(Then leave while they are distracted)
These steps may be of use to you during those trying times ahead.
