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Just a funny Christmas story.

We had the turkey out of the oven sitting on a table "resting". Merry Christmas, we had a table cloth on the table...

Piggy figured out in less than 2 seconds that if he pulled on the edges he could get to his own personal Christmas dinner...

The good news is disaster was prevented... But it happened so fast...

Pigs eat turkey?

Pigs are amazing creatures. They are intelligent, affectionate, deadly, powerful and hate snakes. It is no wonder that Glen has an affinity with them. Back home we used to throw even rattlers in the pen with them at times. Their fat even when bitten would negate the poison of the venom and they would literally rip them apart. Chickens turn into Bruce Lee when confronted with a rattler. Hence the "chicken stance" in Martial Arts. Is it not interesting that so many animals go out of their way to kill snakes. Wild Deer will pogo them to death. The vipers of the NWO had better watch out.

Great story and "save" Glen.

Alright, alright,alright...
This was just my attempt to lighten up at Christmas.
Thanks guys, my piggy is a vegan. LOL. He is a pet. He is very challenging. He is a perpetual 2 year old looking for fun things to do.
I have raised 2 children. I know how much thinking it takes to keep a young person safe. I am just amazed at how many things this little 2 year old pig can figure out.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL, this was just meant to be a fun little insight into American life. G.