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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." I will definitely win the election.

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and
deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the
owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".

more accurately, trump would order two boxes of pastries and then walk away w/o paying for them.

afterall....he has a long and well documented history of walking away w/o paying others for their work!

and he has a name for that shitbird behavior....he calls it "being a good businessman".

Ha Ha I read this on fb this morning.

Planetguy wrote:more accurately, trump would order two boxes of pastries and then walk away w/o paying for them.

afterall....he has a long and well documented history of walking away w/o paying others for their work!

Guess that's better than killing them and covering it up by blaming the vast right-wing conspiracy

Planetfag take Obama's unit out of your mouth you're gurgling when you talk like that!

It is said that many a Truth is spoken in jest ... perhaps ... we shall most probably never find this out regarding The Hag and Trump. I still believe that the "Election" will not happen. I also believe than the USA INC. will stage something in order to go to WAR with Syria and Russia.

Yod I like your jokes but I also respect your opinions and views, even if I disagree with them because I know what lies behind them are thoughts and your intellect instead of insult. I wish you well and look forward always to your excellent Posts.

Damn, Haley....can't you go more than 5 min w/o obsessing on dick sucking?

COME OUT OF THE CLOSET ALREADY!

Planetfag, Your Boyfriend is gonna get mad at you for trying to hit on me. I'm not a lefty like you I only like woman. Your old lady is going to get mad, you batting from both sides of the plate like that. I know you like guys so much you had to put my picture up

Planetfag, your just jealous because you aren't as good looking as me. I'm sorry about that neck fat you keep your beard covering up! Come on shave that neck and show everyone that Ball chinnien you got there Mr. Turkey neck gobbler!
Your wife must be a hell of a woman to support your lazy ass!
This infatuation you have with me is annoying and NO you can't suck my dick it is for woman.

Who cares if you were GAY. I doubt it. It is just interesting that PLANET JERK would immediately sink to this level of attack. He tried this one with me. What is he hiding?
Not surprising. How many times has he called you a liar? Then he states I am the only one he has ever called a liar. Typical liberal diversion.
What's next? Start calling everyone racist, homophobes, xenophobes. Very typical.

That was a fun little joke Yod. Thanks for sharing!

c'mon glenny ....tell us some more about how you don't like it when insults are hurled around! cos' THAT certainly doesn't you appear dishonest!

not at all!!!!