Perhaps the next debate will go something like this
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:44 pmA former Clinton crony and the liberal leftist press decided what questions to ask each candidate during the last "debate". However they have taken great precautions that all questions will be fair and unbiased for both candidates in the next debate. Only a few questions may be leaked to Clinton in advance next time.. Unfortunately these particular questions have already been leaked.
Mr Trump: Can you name all the political leaders of the world?
Mz Clinton: What do the two faucets on a sink or bathtub control?
Mr Trump: Can you give us the exact distance between the earth and Pluto, and how far each is from the sun measured in inches on the date of Dec 20th 2017?
Mz Clinton: Can you tell us your daughter’s name?
Mr Trump: Would you be willing to give the Russians more weapons grade material, as did Mz Clinton, in order to further improve Russian / US relations? .... But for free the next time without speaking fees and foundation contributions?
Mz Clinton: You approved and gave the FBI the questions to ask you concerning your e-mail investigation. Is there anything you would like us to ask you?
Mr Trump: As a racist bigot woman hating pig without any experience in government, would you be able to convincingly use the "I can't remember" / "I don’t recall that" defense if you find yourself under investigation for committing federal crimes?
Mz Clinton: Is your cough due to allergies?
Mr Trump: If you had a 32" inseam and took giant steps, how many steps would it take you to go from the front door of the White House to the Oval Office?
Mx Clinton: That's a very nice pants suit. Could you tell us where you bought it?
Mr Trump: When the Twin Towers were brought down, exactly how many office desks were in them at the time and how much would it cost to replace them?
Mz Clinton: Did you get the email of Anthony Wiener’s wiener and if so have you framed it?
Mr Trump: Mz Clinton answered almost every question correctly and you were only able to correctly answer a few. Do you still believe yourself qualified to be president?
Mz Clinton. We'd just like to say "Well done". Mz Clinton, you are very presidential.
Mr Trump: Can you name all the political leaders of the world?
Mz Clinton: What do the two faucets on a sink or bathtub control?
Mr Trump: Can you give us the exact distance between the earth and Pluto, and how far each is from the sun measured in inches on the date of Dec 20th 2017?
Mz Clinton: Can you tell us your daughter’s name?
Mr Trump: Would you be willing to give the Russians more weapons grade material, as did Mz Clinton, in order to further improve Russian / US relations? .... But for free the next time without speaking fees and foundation contributions?
Mz Clinton: You approved and gave the FBI the questions to ask you concerning your e-mail investigation. Is there anything you would like us to ask you?
Mr Trump: As a racist bigot woman hating pig without any experience in government, would you be able to convincingly use the "I can't remember" / "I don’t recall that" defense if you find yourself under investigation for committing federal crimes?
Mz Clinton: Is your cough due to allergies?
Mr Trump: If you had a 32" inseam and took giant steps, how many steps would it take you to go from the front door of the White House to the Oval Office?
Mx Clinton: That's a very nice pants suit. Could you tell us where you bought it?
Mr Trump: When the Twin Towers were brought down, exactly how many office desks were in them at the time and how much would it cost to replace them?
Mz Clinton: Did you get the email of Anthony Wiener’s wiener and if so have you framed it?
Mr Trump: Mz Clinton answered almost every question correctly and you were only able to correctly answer a few. Do you still believe yourself qualified to be president?
Mz Clinton. We'd just like to say "Well done". Mz Clinton, you are very presidential.