Nobody Could Make This Stuff Up
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:59 pmKnederly Snaffoo
associated blab
6/9/16
Liberals are so confident that hillary is going to win that they have already begun painting "Air force 1" on the first broom.
The DNC has boasted how much her climate change-supporting presidency will limit pollution, and save the Polar Bears. They tout the fossil fuel usage that would be saved through broom travel while taking worldwide diplomatic tours to coveted vacation spots. Since brooms are highly fuel-efficient, the DNC believe that this will bring about even more political support for her presidency from the “Greenies”. DNC headquarters are reviewing this strategy and consider it as hillarys "Ace in The Hole" get out of jail free card.
We confronted Clinton on several positions as she was shopping for a large ego adjustable pointedy hat with a Ego Expandable spandex brim to match her $12,495 Giorgio Armani tweed jacket Truly fashionable broom wear.
As we approached her she blurted out: "I supports ALL womens" she yelled to us, in her "black like me" dialect. She refused comment on the hat but stated that "Bill had nothing to do with any of them womens, he was framed" “Bill is not the babydaddy” she added emphatically.
When asked about Benghazi she replied: "That was a Hillary impostor who blamed the attack on those videos. I didn't have anything to do with that crap. …Kill Whitey.... ..Sorry".
“What does the fact that my e-mail accounts were hacked and revealed the location of ambassador Stevens shortly before he was killed have anything to do with anything? "That's old hat anyway (Excuse the pun … cackle ..cackle ..cackle), nobody cares about that irrelevant stuff anymore"
"Axe me about how I'm going to open the border and get rid of guns and important stuff like the people want me to do”. Clinton said. "People need more free stuff" "Why don’t you axe me about my position on that." "Rich people are destroying capitalism." she blurted. "Rich people create jobs causing other people to put down their video games, leave their homes, and go to work. That creates carbon fuel pollution. This is America and those are not American values"
"You people lie about everything so why should I tell you anything" Clinton said. "You accuse me of selling top secrets for $200+ thousand a speech fees that are deposited in our crime .. oops, I mean the Clinton Family Foundation Fund." "You are a just bunch of lying whiteys... go away"
Clinton later stated that in her new autobiographical book, "Black like Me" the details of her history in political life will be revealed. She plans to list, amongst other things, all that she has accomplished, which incidentally will be printed in it’s entirety on the first upper line space on the back of the front cover, an autobiographic tell all book so thin that it will need cardboard supports to display it in stores. Thus even being more environmentally friendly to the tree hugger population of the world.
As she began evasive action she told us: " Bill and I are contemplating purchasing a home in the hood where we can be closer to our peoples. These peoples have supported demoncraps like us for as long as I can remember. We want their support and their votes. We have done so much for them. They know that we stand for the voting rights for all peoples. We support the voting rights of the deceased, the illegal, the invented alias voter as well as the votes of all peoples pets, because pets live in America too".
"I believe that all in America have the right to vote and to vote often." she stated, adding "Do you like my hair?"
Then she hurriedly departed yelling over her shoulder as she rushed out of the store “I don’t have time for this stuff. I’m working on an Arab accent for my next rally”
associated blab
6/9/16
Liberals are so confident that hillary is going to win that they have already begun painting "Air force 1" on the first broom.
The DNC has boasted how much her climate change-supporting presidency will limit pollution, and save the Polar Bears. They tout the fossil fuel usage that would be saved through broom travel while taking worldwide diplomatic tours to coveted vacation spots. Since brooms are highly fuel-efficient, the DNC believe that this will bring about even more political support for her presidency from the “Greenies”. DNC headquarters are reviewing this strategy and consider it as hillarys "Ace in The Hole" get out of jail free card.
We confronted Clinton on several positions as she was shopping for a large ego adjustable pointedy hat with a Ego Expandable spandex brim to match her $12,495 Giorgio Armani tweed jacket Truly fashionable broom wear.
As we approached her she blurted out: "I supports ALL womens" she yelled to us, in her "black like me" dialect. She refused comment on the hat but stated that "Bill had nothing to do with any of them womens, he was framed" “Bill is not the babydaddy” she added emphatically.
When asked about Benghazi she replied: "That was a Hillary impostor who blamed the attack on those videos. I didn't have anything to do with that crap. …Kill Whitey.... ..Sorry".
“What does the fact that my e-mail accounts were hacked and revealed the location of ambassador Stevens shortly before he was killed have anything to do with anything? "That's old hat anyway (Excuse the pun … cackle ..cackle ..cackle), nobody cares about that irrelevant stuff anymore"
"Axe me about how I'm going to open the border and get rid of guns and important stuff like the people want me to do”. Clinton said. "People need more free stuff" "Why don’t you axe me about my position on that." "Rich people are destroying capitalism." she blurted. "Rich people create jobs causing other people to put down their video games, leave their homes, and go to work. That creates carbon fuel pollution. This is America and those are not American values"
"You people lie about everything so why should I tell you anything" Clinton said. "You accuse me of selling top secrets for $200+ thousand a speech fees that are deposited in our crime .. oops, I mean the Clinton Family Foundation Fund." "You are a just bunch of lying whiteys... go away"
Clinton later stated that in her new autobiographical book, "Black like Me" the details of her history in political life will be revealed. She plans to list, amongst other things, all that she has accomplished, which incidentally will be printed in it’s entirety on the first upper line space on the back of the front cover, an autobiographic tell all book so thin that it will need cardboard supports to display it in stores. Thus even being more environmentally friendly to the tree hugger population of the world.
As she began evasive action she told us: " Bill and I are contemplating purchasing a home in the hood where we can be closer to our peoples. These peoples have supported demoncraps like us for as long as I can remember. We want their support and their votes. We have done so much for them. They know that we stand for the voting rights for all peoples. We support the voting rights of the deceased, the illegal, the invented alias voter as well as the votes of all peoples pets, because pets live in America too".
"I believe that all in America have the right to vote and to vote often." she stated, adding "Do you like my hair?"
Then she hurriedly departed yelling over her shoulder as she rushed out of the store “I don’t have time for this stuff. I’m working on an Arab accent for my next rally”