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My New Phone Message

I had been receiving so many political calls that I had to extend my message so that the Robo calls couldn't get through. It worked great and most Robo calls ended at # 6. Sales calls & Political solicitations generally ended before 6.
This was my previous answering machine message.

If you wish me to vote for Ted Cruz Press .................. 1
If you wish me to vote for Donald Trump Press... .......2
If you wish me to vote for Bernie Sanders Press........3
If you wish me to vote for Hillary Clinton Press............4
If you wish me to male a donation to the RNC Press 5
If you wish me to male a donation to the DNC Press 6
If you are calling to sell me something...... Bugger Off
I will not pick up unless I hear a voice

However, the changing times have required me to record a new message on my answering machine since almost everyone has dropped out of the race.
This is my new answering machine message.


If you believe that Donald Trump should transgender into a female in order to make the presidential race more fair...... Press 1
If you believe that Hillary Clinton should transgender into a male in order to make the presidential race more fair..... .....Press 2
If you are undecided...... Press 3
If you are calling to sell me something...... Bugger Off
I will not pick up unless I hear a voice

This message actually took a bit longer than the previous message. Will it work as well? Only time will tell.