This could have been my last mement!

So I'm standing down by the lake smokin' a cig and this huge BANG! went off and I thought someone shot me in the head. In a matter of a split second the Ice on the lake split and the parting caused the waters to shoot up in the air like the parting of seas.
sh*t......I'm still here..........Oh well.......2017 is just around the corner.
Now, off to Wal-mart for some new underwear.
sh*t......I'm still here..........Oh well.......2017 is just around the corner.
Now, off to Wal-mart for some new underwear.