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Ted Nugent Says He Walked Into a Muslim Bookstore… What Happened Next Is Going Viral

http://conservativeread.com/ted-nugent- ... ing-viral/

"So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw there was a "Muslim Book Store."

I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientèle, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trumps book on his U.S. policiy reguarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "GET OUT AND STAY OUT"

I said "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

...on his U.S. policiy reguarding ...

Someone was having a bad spelling day!

Jimmy isn't Uncle Ted from Detroit? I think he should run for President.

rui, barney,

I realize how difficult it must be for you liberal types to comprehend what a post is actually about and how impossible it is for you to stay on topic without running it all over the place and hijacking it. I’ll try to help you out.

The post was about a joke that Ted Nugent made . It was not about his music, lyrics, a misspelled word, or even whether he is a liberal or a conservative. We good?

You make it very easy to understand why liberals can’t comprehend what is going on all around them. The liberal mind wanders so much that even when speaking to a liberal in person it is similar to sending them a subliminal messages. But alas, even those will not get through. Pravda have done their job well.

Badstrat wrote:The post was about a joke that Ted Nugent made .

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

well, ya know....it's LIKE a joke, only not as funny.

mike, these bible thumpin' neocons take themselves WAAAAAAY too seriously to be bothered w having any kind of sense of humor.

Just from your new picture PG... We can see what a little... NO I mean tiny, teensy weensy guy you are... OR else that is one big freakin bass you are making love too.

OR... Maybe I'm not giving you enough clues...

RUI Musik wrote:Maybe that's in comparison to your plus-size frame Glenny. What are you pushing these days, 250-300 lbs?

Lol Jimmy, lots of room you have to talk (pun intended) we have seen your pictures too!

angelsshotgun wrote:Just from your new picture PG... We can see what a little... NO I mean tiny, teensy weensy guy you are... OR else that is one big freakin bass you are making love too.

OR... Maybe I'm not giving you enough clues...

You always fall back on insulting folks, don't you? You don't know how large a full size bass is, evidently. The body is about 4', plus the pointy stand thing at the bottom, which can be adjusted, based on the player's height and whether they are standing or sitting, but is usally set at 8-12".

i guess glen's concerned about my size because once again he's fantasizing about being my bottom.

so, does your wife know you're on a mssg board speculating about the size of other men?

you might try some on line dating service that includes "sizes" if you're all concerned about the right fit.

and glen.... if you need a clearer pic of me for your spank bank....i'm 6' and 190 lbs. yep, i'm a Lilliputian!