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If I were to wage Jihad against America

I would indoctrinate Americas citizens into a Global Warming er Global Cooling er Climate Change scam where I could then attack every institution in America through various unconstitutionally established government organizations in order to 'save the planet'

I would cut down oil production in America so that my Arab friends would have more Jihad money. I would have my EPA attack and shut down any successful oil producers. I would attack the automobile industry and place stringent demands on them. I would hope that many would be driven out of business.

I would contribute hundreds of millions to "green companies" that were doomed to fail from the beginning in order to make my friends and supporters wealthy. I would protect companies such as GE who do not pay taxes and give them government bonus monies at the end of every year.

I would isolate America by alienating most of its allies in order for it to be standing alone in a hostile world. I would tell them all that America is the great oppressor. All the while telling the reigning war criminals of this world how much I admire them.

I would go to foreign lands and tell their people America would welcome them as an illegal alien, in order to create a very expensive unsustainable welfare state.

I would support lawbreakers invading America by calling them 'immigrants' or 'Americans in waiting' all the while encouraging them to break Americas laws for the purpose of ethnic population reassignment. That would divide the country by language, traditions, and race. This newly divided America would become an easy conquest. I would promise to deny the will of those who are Americans and support those who are here illegally. I could use them to nullify the voice of American citizens.

I would denigrate the most popular religion of the country while supporting a foreign god that demands Jihad against America. I'd tell Americans that their religion needs to change and accept new ideas such as homosexual marriage. I would not mention the god that sanctions rape, plundering and murdering people simply for not believing as they believe.

I would support Americans murdering their own children as a preferred method of population control. I would afford the populace birth control to limit their future defense. In this way I would limit the human fighting resources of my enemy, America. After all, people exhale and that is bad for the planet since it contributes to Climate Change.

I would pit race against race by an endless radical stream of racial propaganda. If a white cop shoots a black criminal in self-defense I will declare it an atrocity, and have my media present it relentlessly. I would hold up criminals as martyrs and depict the cops as the hateful racists that they are. But I will keep my media silent about the tens of thousands of black against black crimes. I would insure that the murders of white cops by black thugs would get only the minimum of coverage in order to further the division of the races and appear to be fair. I would release violent foreign held in our prisons and turn them loose on the American public. By doing this I could implement my national police force unfettered by state and local laws that protect the citizen against unlawful persecution.

I would encourage rioting by race baiting whenever possible. I would have my representatives encourage rioting, burning and looting and call it the fruit of racial inequality. By doing nothing and saying little during rioting, looting and burning I will have given my silent sign of approval to the thugs. Do not call the thugs thugs.

I would rack up trillions of dollars in debt in order to destroy the currency of America to cause civil unrest. Furthermore I would initiate endless regime give away programs to weaken the dollar. I would even encourage the illegal to apply for government handouts. I would have them come to America to have their anchor babies and pay for them with taxpayer monies. Now they can have a guaranteed income, rent subsidies, food subsidies, free medical care, and even perhaps vote illegally! All at taxpayer expense.

I would let those vowing America's destruction to build nuclear weapons and long range missiles to attack America from afar should they wish. I would defend their right to possess weapons of mass destruction. I would pass hidden legislation that would hinder America from fighting its enemies. I would ignore the atrocities by hostile entities while refusing to allude to them as a real problem. I would not name them as they are but rather choose politically correct names for them in order to conceal their true identities. I would always play down the conquests of the enemy. I would keep silent about Americas enemies gaining possession of the materials needed to make dirty bombs and their ability to deliver them through unsecured borders..

I would weaken the military while China and Russia are building up theirs all the while they are taking over other territories.

I would not warn our Allays when they were going to be over run, even though having the plans of their enemies to attack them well ahead of time. Neither would I have warned those in Benghazi of their impending doom.

I would threaten our allies if they try to defend themselves from hostile nations that are building nuclear weapons to use against them.

I would methodically destroy the rights of the citizens of America while pretending to be watching out for them. Through threat, intimidation, and political blackmail I will cause those in power to rule against the will of the American Citizen. I would give the illegal the right to vote nullifying both the vote and the importance of citizenship. This is a very big thing.

I would turn a blind eye to political corruption. I would defend and partake of it. I would malign all that love America by methodically referring to them as radicals.

I would demand that justice not be done in the courts. I would choose to prosecute by skin color, not by deed or law. I would defend the right of some to commit crimes defending them by the color of their skin. I would not prosecute illegals and I would turn loose those who have been incarcerated through purposeful misinterpretation of criminal law thereby creating "loopholes" to protect and free the guilty.

I would go against the courts whenever I wish, and I would disregard their judgments against me. I would appoint judges who would rule through party affiliation as opposed to law. I would have them legislate from the bench when required, to pass my decrees. I would defeat legality through fiat.

I would weaken Americas power grid by shutting down its most predominant sources of power. I would make Americans live by candlelight. Then I will ban candles as a source of pollution that is contributing to Climate Change. I would also refuse to harden that grid against an EMP attack.

I would have the EPA shut down the food supplies by making ranchers reduce their herds and I would put stringent requirements on the raising of hogs and poultry to lower their numbers.

I would have the EPA reclassify all standing waters as navigable waterways so they would fall under government control. This would cripple the nations most productive farming region in order to weaken the nations food supply. I will have my authorities put limits on the private use of water and ration it.

I would monitor all citizen energy usage, water usage and food usage and punish those Americans that I deem to use more than I proclaim they can use per month.

I would encourage increased wages at the lower levels, pretending to fight for inequality, while causing both jobs and employment to be lost. I will support the unions of America unless I no longer need them for their political funding.

I would disarm all citizens leaving them at the mercy of criminals and my regimes militarized forces. Through intimidation I would form my own nationalized police force. I will construct a domestic military force that will be able to arrest and dispose of all that voice political or religious descent should the need arise.

I would take over the health care system controlling all doctors and deciding who would or would not get treatment. I would charge citizens a fortune for insurance coverage while making them pay the bulk of their medical expenses themselves.

I would monitor every conversation, every word, and every thought if possible of every citizen in America. This way I can learn of political dissenters and monitor their inner circles.

I would turn the malicious IRS against all of my opposing factions to financially cripple them.

I would continue creating distrust at every opportunity between law enforcement, political heads, and the citizens of cities and towns in order to set kayos upon them to make them venerable in the event of a national crisis.

I would gain the support of the populace through lies and deceit and I would slander my enemies to serve my purpose. I would keep secret all destructive legislation designed to destroy the American dream. I would name all legislation by what it is not, calling evil good and good evil. I would pass that secret laws against the citizens of America without letting anyone know their content. I would hide the destructive sections of legislation in the thousands of pages of these laws. Through blackmail and political intimidation I would get them approved.

I would change the language through the guise of "Political Correctness" to disrupt legitimate discussions among Americans. I would tell them what is good and what is evil all depends on your perspective.

I would let the enemies of America win all the battles and skirmishes against American forces. Then I would retreat leaving America to appear weak and shamed in the eyes of the world. I would continually present America to the world as being weak and fearful of confrontation in order to embolden its enemies. I would let Americas avowed enemies' arm for aggression while I cripple Americas defenses.

I would take control of all media in America so that I alone could determine what is seen and what is heard. Then they would search but they would not find out what I am doing in secret. I would redesign the way the Internet is searched in order to push truth to the back of the line. Truth searches would be determined by how many times that particular is repeated. If you tell a lie often enough, even though it is known to be a lie, it will be accepted as truth my many.

I would proclaim that I will bring "Hope and Change to America" as opposed to "I will wage Jihad on America"

I would try to be elected president by a nation of fools so that I could rule lawlessly and do the all things I have mentioned previously, in order to destroy America. I would become known as the worlds greatest Jihadi by destroying America, the country that many nations on this earth tried to destroy but could not. My actions would speak louder than my words of peace and my deeds would define me.

But fortunately, I love America and would defend this republic, so someone else would have to do those things to destroy America. After all, you do need to destroy it to rebuild it.

I GOTTA SAY... That was extremely well written about an extremely right on American sentiment by a truly American PATRIOT.

Why would anyone attack America? There is of course that dirty little secret that we're bombing folks in at least twenty countries.

But Attack the US? Utter waste of time. We're doing ourselves in much faster than any foreigners could do it.

Napoleon: "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Talbot