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Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 12:08 pm
by GuitarMikeB
Posted at nbcnews.com

Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

By M. Alex Johnson

A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.

In the suit, entered into the docket as Driskell v. Homosexuals, Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, of Auburn, Nebraska, asks in a seven-page, neatly handwritten petition (PDF) that U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard decide once and for all whether homosexuality is or isn't a sin.

The suit doesn't cite any case law under which a judge could make such a determination. In fact, it cites no court cases at all, quoting Webster's Dictionary and numerous Bible verses, instead, to bolster Driskell's central contention, which is:

"That homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet."

Driskell writes, "I'm sixty six years old, an [sic] I never thought that I would see the day in which our Great Nation or Our Great State of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some peoples [sic] lewd behavior."

The suit was noticed by several gay activists and writers, including Dan Savage, the advice columnist, who said, "Man, I hope I get deposed!" and Steven Payne, a self-described "gay feller," who wrote in The Daily Kos:

"Brian (his husband) and I will be liquidating our assets in preparation for a certain loss. We anticipate the restitution ordered to this woman will take us down to our very last penny. In the meantime, our fear is so great we have ceased and desisted being homosexual."

Driskell, who's representing herself, didn't answer a call for comment. The court noted dryly that, regarding to the defendants, "No summons [was] issued."

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 1:33 pm
by Planetguy
GuitarMikeB wrote:
A Nebraska woman identifying herself as the "ambassador" for plaintiffs "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," is suing all homosexuals on Earth for breaking "religious and moral laws," according to court records filed Tuesday.



how totally ridiculous. clearly she has zero credibility. we all know all that the TRUE Ambassadors for "God and His Son, Jesus Christ" are here on BANDMIX!

she better be careful or the BM Ambassadors are likely to sue HER! :lol:

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 1:56 pm
by Planetguy
must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

must not make off color joke about priests abusing altar boys....

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 2:31 pm
by Planetguy
TheFarleys wrote:Why not??

Go for it!!

Freedom of speech baby!



well, that's a good point since as they see it....anyone who has a problem w me making a comment others find offensive and inappropriate and has the gall to say so ...... CLEARLY they're attacking freedom of speech and pissing all over the soldiers who died defending my rights. yeah, right. :roll:

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 3:58 pm
by DainNobody
tolerance is needed.. you don't necessarily have to agree with a lifestyle, in order to tolerate it.. that's the trouble with Slacker and the bunch, they have not learned how to tolerate things.. it's a masonic principle by-the-way

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 5:31 pm
by GuitarMikeB
Q: What do you get when you dress like an altar boy and meet the priest?
A: a holy f**k

The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
Sixteen altarboys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2015 7:46 pm
by Planetguy
I waited until we were alone in the church before approaching him.
"Father?" I said, causing him to turn and look at me.
"I'm sure you won't remember me Father, but 20 years ago I was one of the altar boys you brutally abused."
I could see immediate panic and shame in his eyes as he struggled to find words, "I.. I don't know.."
"Save it Father," I said unbuckling my trousers, "It's payback time."
"Please.. No.." He pleaded.
"On your knees Father," I commanded, "or I go to the authorities and you'll be ruined."
As he slowly sunk to the floor in resignation, I felt a satisfied grin forming on my face.

I'd never met the old priest before, but I've found it's an almost sure fire way of getting a free BJ!

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 10:28 am
by ANGELSSHOTGUN
This is obviously a ridiculous thread from all angles, including jokes that obviously degrade into gay bashing.
Are you guys serious or extreme closet homophobes?

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 12:51 pm
by GuitarMikeB
We were wondering when one of the Alter Boys would jump in ..... Forgetting what we think about this woman's idiotic suit, what do you think?

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 6:29 pm
by MikeTalbot
Scripture predicts a lot of wacky happenings in the latter days - and a lot of false teachers and prophets springing up all over the place.

This lady, best case, is just looking for her 15 minutes. Worst case, well...

Talbot

Re: Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Homosexuals

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2015 7:55 pm
by DainNobody
Native Americans called them the 3rd sex or 3rd gender people, their duty was to watch over the passel of kids at the village when the women were hoeing squash, and the men /warriors were chasing buffalo on the hunt.. they thought nothing about making gays in the tribe to be criminals like Hitler and other dubious right-wingers would make them out to be..