Have you noticed the onslaught of incredibly moronic juvenile sounding Public Service Announcements that are bombarding the TV networks as of late? They are almost as prevalent as the “Lets Sue Their Asses ” commercials.
Shouldn’t these announcements begin with a “Big Muther Says” ?
It’s cold out.
Bundle up.
Be sure to wear warm clothes
Wear several layers of clothes
Wear a hat so you don’t catch cold
Make sure to wear your gloves
Be sure to wear your overshoes
Don’t exert yourself while shoveling the walk
If someone says something bad tell your mommy
If someone points with only one finger tell the teacher they have a gun.
Don’t eat this
Don’t eat that
Don’t text while driving
Be sure to get your flu shot
It’s hot out
Put on your sunscreen
Be sure to drink lots of water
Don’t stay outside in the heat too long
Stay out of the direct sunlight
Don't sun bathe you'll get Cancer
Do use tanning booths
Don't play in the deep water
Don't drive your car through flooded streets
Tell your mother where you are going and for how long
Don’t do this, Don’t do that……… and on and on and on and on and on about every little thing. Doesn’t all of that sound just like your mother???
So I ask you this. Media, don’t you believe in evolution? Don’t you believe in Darwin's survival of the fittest? Then STOP SCREWING WITH THE GENE POOL!!!!!… Shouldn’t people without common sense be weeded out for the betterment of society? Why are you selectively preserving the stupid for breeding? Stop messing with nature Big Muther, we ain’t down with that!
And another thing. Why not put giant mirrors in the mall for mall rats to view themselves entering and leaving? Shouldn’t ugly couples see what they look like together? Shouldn’t there be a warning above the mirrors telling them to try and imagine what their children would look like?
Nuff said.
Shouldn’t these announcements begin with a “Big Muther Says” ?
It’s cold out.
Bundle up.
Be sure to wear warm clothes
Wear several layers of clothes
Wear a hat so you don’t catch cold
Make sure to wear your gloves
Be sure to wear your overshoes
Don’t exert yourself while shoveling the walk
If someone says something bad tell your mommy
If someone points with only one finger tell the teacher they have a gun.
Don’t eat this
Don’t eat that
Don’t text while driving
Be sure to get your flu shot
It’s hot out
Put on your sunscreen
Be sure to drink lots of water
Don’t stay outside in the heat too long
Stay out of the direct sunlight
Don't sun bathe you'll get Cancer
Do use tanning booths
Don't play in the deep water
Don't drive your car through flooded streets
Tell your mother where you are going and for how long
Don’t do this, Don’t do that……… and on and on and on and on and on about every little thing. Doesn’t all of that sound just like your mother???
So I ask you this. Media, don’t you believe in evolution? Don’t you believe in Darwin's survival of the fittest? Then STOP SCREWING WITH THE GENE POOL!!!!!… Shouldn’t people without common sense be weeded out for the betterment of society? Why are you selectively preserving the stupid for breeding? Stop messing with nature Big Muther, we ain’t down with that!
And another thing. Why not put giant mirrors in the mall for mall rats to view themselves entering and leaving? Shouldn’t ugly couples see what they look like together? Shouldn’t there be a warning above the mirrors telling them to try and imagine what their children would look like?
Nuff said.
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Google You tube Slacker G Guitar skills (1&2)
The same spirit that ruled over Hitler is headed our way.
Let those with ears to hear understand.