General Chat (Non-Music-Related)

The "CURE" is complete...
WE AINT DRINKING NO MORE FLAT TIRES!

My judgement was fine until I drank some of your recommended paint thinner.
Furthermore I have been hurt so severely by your recommendation that I have retained a lawyer. I haven't slept since I tasted that poison, and I constantly feel I am on deaths doorstep. Even my pig is questioning his future if pass.

Nothing worse than being run over by a FLAT TIRE!

Really bad news Ted. I took that last flat tire out of the fridge. I put it on top and we had a 90 degree day and the sun must have come in through the window and heated it up to point of blowing out my garage wall. What a mess.
Don't let isis know how dangerous that beer is...

Sorry Glenny, I ain't bitin'!!!

Ted 'fessed up and told me the TRUE story!!!

Sorry, Glenny, it's true. I admitted to drinking all those beers minus the one you drank and the one your pig wouldn't drink. They weren't so bad, I guess.

:::hiccup:::



But you're saying them FLAT TIRES (or was it Fat Wires?) are explosive!!?!?

Wowzers. I believe it.

On a related note, I was served Shiner Bock in a can a week ago. Didn't know it ever came that way? Ugh. Tasted like a PBR. There is a place in east Dallas where it's served on tap and it's just a great refreshing beer. Hard to find on tap outside of Texas, but it's still a good beer in the bottle...but that canned stuff? Man, I'd just have to quit altogether.







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I LOVE YOU TED!
You are one awesome person.
I know that is going to be jumped on with a whole bunch of crap... Who cares...

Just for the record, when Yod first posted, I thought he was just another jerk... Until I started to listen to his music and all his wisdom.

I've made that mistake before...

Peace all around!

:) I LOVE YOU TED!
You are one awesome person.
I know that is going to be jumped on with a whole bunch of crap... Who cares...

Just for the record, when Yod first posted, I thought he was just another jerk... Until I started to listen to his music and all his wisdom.

I've made that mistake before...

What is that they say? Love wins?

OK, we'll have a bromance, glenny. You and me and the pig in a three way love affair.

LOL ....just like we lived in Missouri.

No bromance. I am just grateful that you had the time to stop by. Beer, no Beer, who cares.

What does matter is that if even if Elvis called from his grave and said he was stopping by... ...

It wouldn't mean as much as you taking some time from your crazy schedule.

Thanks man....G.

OK Jookeyman... Just to really screw you up... The German pure beer act of 1489 really put a downer on beer...
Why?...
I didn't even know this... Tired, getting fat, not quite the logical reasoning you used to have...

I love the taste of beer and the fact that it is easy to NOT DRINK too much... I don't drink hard stuff.

However, that pure beer act established HOPS as a main ingredient.

Lets talk about HOPS for a minute... I was SHOCKED when I started read some of the research out there. In a male body HOPS actually takes free testosterone and converts it to estrogen...

HOLY WTF! Go research it... I am not kidding. I started reading some of this stuff about HOPS and I was shocked!

I've limited my beers down to 2 a week... Suddenly I'm actually putting muscle mass back on, and I feel like I am making better decisions at all levels.

I'm not going to make fun of your beer choices, I think you are a good guy...

But we did have fun with this, huh Jookey?