After the disappearance of Comrade Vampier, I decided to personally look into the matter. I'd suspected that after yrs of endless failed posts begging us to defect from USA Corp, endless prognostications of our impending doom that no one took seriously, his failed efforts at signing new converts to Info Wars, his inability to convince all of the evils of 5G...that our "dear boy" had been summoned home to be summarily shipped off to Siberia.
The truth is actually far, far worse. I've learned that because of his failed mission(s) here he has been dispacted to the Arctic to lead the Russian land grab.
Live Well, Die Well, Comrade Vamp (hopefully not from frostbite)