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Things are further complicated by an evil genie named Shaitanych who is also hunting for the jar, in an attempt to collect all 13 genie-vessels and gain dominion over Earth. After Hottabych grants Gena's final wish, he decides to become a mortal man and is subsequently killed by Shaitanych. Left with nothing but a strand of Hottabych's hair, Gena and Annie decode his DNA and upload the binary code into the Internet, where a final battle takes place between Hottabych and Shaitanych.




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...& on the other side of the globe, Bjorn Porkjabich has decided to take the Mystery Sword of Wa Taphuhk to the fabled land of Yur Mune. Unfortunately, the bandits of Rednekkyadik lie in wait just inside the borders of Hugivzaffuk with their legendary Oars Of Big Gas Pains, hoping to take the Sword by force, if their historically powerful nagging doesn't sway our hero Bjorn to turn it over at the Gates Of Hoofukkincaires. However, Bjorn had taken steps to take the Steppes Of Sukyor Ohnwilly to bypass all that negativity foreseen by the Oracle Of Shaddafukkup Yassole, thanks to his mother's precious gift certificate that she found in the Penny Saver. (Butt that's another tail!)

It was then that I, Igor Sunnuvahbytch, decided to spurt a bit of my own DNA into the equation, but alas, 'twas all in the wrong portal.

I hope you enjoyed it...




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Ok ok Phil, you win !

Hey The Sword's a great band

Wow! That's like listening to my kids talking about their all-important games when I ask why they are not done whatever it is they were supposed to be doing instead of playing. I love your response, Phil! I would rather enjoy good music with a real story than waste time with that Sci-Fi crap.