Songs About Jogging!!!

Posted:
Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:06 am
by trikeaband
Not enough bands have songs about jogging. We do. Why? Because it's healthy. Not enough bands promote healthy living.
check:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Htzj7fCwU
Re: Songs About Jogging!!!

Posted:
Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:23 am
by AirViking
trikeaband wrote:Not enough bands have songs about jogging. We do. Why? Because it's healthy. Not enough bands promote healthy living.
check: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Htzj7fCwU
hahaha thats rich, should we also promote everything else that people should be doing on their own but are to lazy too?
Eat!
Eat healthy!
Stuff your face
COLORED GREENSSSSSSSSS yehwo!
Run...
Run fatty!
get away
CALLLLLOOOORRRIESSS!!!!
hahaha yeah theres a number one seller hahaha

Posted:
Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:02 pm
by gbheil
Jogging is an unnatural motion that injures the liver and spleen. It puts stress on the hip and knee capsules. Jogging was invented by people who wanted to exercise but were to lazy to run.
Do yourself and your body a favor. Walk, run, or sit on the couch and have a beer.
Not knocking your music mind you, just the sillyness of jogging.

Posted:
Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:30 pm
by Wraun
Where's the bouncy, bouncy? You missed a big opportunity to use mamorrilly related imagery to sell your music to teenage boys while influencing teenage girls to want to have unrealistically shaped bodies. j/k

Posted:
Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:01 am
by gbheil
I still prefer the rock and roll of the boobs at a good running pace.


Posted:
Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:37 am
by Andragon
I'm afraid Wraun got it right.
slow jogging maybe?

Posted:
Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:55 pm
by skidfrog
can't beat the Mills Bros......this should be the Mantra for the Boomers generation now :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA2RK9KZ ... 72&index=6