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Not that i'm asking for one here....but where can we find a drummer??

Hello Fortyfication,
Bass players are easy: you just start jamming and after a while there will be a bloke hanging around at the back and that's your bass player, hence the joke: what do you call the bloke who hangs around with a rockband? A bass-player!
But drummers are not so common... no trouble at all if you want a crap drummer! but good ones are as rare as hen's teeth.
The tragic irony is that the drummer needs to be around a 50% higher standard than the other musicians in a band, even though he gets about 50% less credit for making a relevent musical contribution.
A rather twangy lead guitarist will just get ignored and thought little of, while a drummer who flaps around just off the beat will be acused of ruining it for the rest of the band.
So as I said: it will be dead easy to get a drummer... but?

But someone good will show up,
Mark D Phillips.............

Thanks for your reply..we do have one auditioning on saturday....and I guess we should be grateful...however good or bad he may be lol...we're just desperate!

Hello Fortyfication,
How ever desperate you are don't say yes to just anything!
I have a drum kit and play drums, but with arms and legs flailing to left and right... you certainly don't need anything like that.

I am just a drummer because a drumkit materialised in my studio and I am trying to master it; really I am a guitarist... I even play bass, but keep it quiet if I can to avoid jokes!

Remember, to work right in the band this drummer needs to look a good bit better than the rest of you.
Good luck,
Mark..................

My experience - in the nearest bar! yep was one and it's thirsty work!!

I can recall doing a gig in kentish town and being more than a bit pissed. The only backdrop was a long black curtain, and needing a piss i decided to poke it through the gap and go (hey we were working!!) only to find they had set up dining tables there. Oh be a love dear and pass the urine!!

Well shite story, but drummers eh!!

Hey just thought After being on the lash for two days solid, it was probs stronger than the house wine, and i bet it tasted better

Oh local Gumtree.com normally better for muzo's good to go!

Just seen your page! Bollox nice listing! would have been a fukin sling!!

Looks like i'm talking to myself here, so i'll just fuk right off

Cherio ho ho ho

Regards

Me

Hello Frank,
I forgot to ask you what's with all the smashed guitars on your profile? One might be considered unfortunate, but two, is just careless!
Mark..........

Hi Frank,
And did you mean Fortyfication's page or mine... and what sort of sling was it?
No your not just talking to yourself, as I am still around!
Cheers,
Mark..................

Yours off course - silly

Hello Frank,
My money was on it being mine! But whose sling were you refering to?
Mark...........
Ps. Just been having a good blast on the guitars with my pal who owns this Tascam... we are planning a recording session in my studio soon.

Hi Mark
Having hijacked someones post, Alas i will ask around although just had a thought of an awesome drummer (jesse) bristol guy so if your still looking i could ask him to look at your profile (not for you mark)

Sling being mine! term used when a beats gonna fuk your arm up. long passed now, i'm just looking to playing some fuking punk on an open mic night fuk up some beer matts

Recording sounds fuking cool, you'll have to post some of it!!!

I've been asked by the other arf to write some more pretty songs she doesn't like them, it's just that she's getting fuked off with the shite stuff i generally do

I've got about 12 tunes to record myself, i won't do them at home as i'd sooner work with real people I probs won't post them as that carnt cowell might be fukin sniffing around the post to steal tunes oh, and secondly they're all a pile of shite

Have a bass lined up and probs use the studio drummer (track21.com).Don't want anyone i know helping as we always fukin fall out---nevermind

Well work calls late start as i fukin slept in you would think those Australian fuks would know mid fukin day is actually the middle of the fukin night here

Oh Mark, i'm not very nice to guitars, and have been known on occassion to break one or two.
Have a very nice guy who fixes them for me, although some get a bit too fuked up

Only been playing two years, so it's becoming a very expensive hobby

Hey...I wanna move there... I'm sick of NY ,,,and my birthfather is from England... Anybody wanna adopt me?