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Bush Plans Preemptive Strike Against Great Britain!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 am
by HowlinJ
Watsa' matter cousins'

Do you not have April fools day over there?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HAVE A NICE DAY AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

UPDATE!! 4-1-09

Well Cousins,
Now that you have had a whole year to think about it,
Do ya observe April fools day or not?
cheers,
Howlin'

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:07 pm
by philbymon
Oh jeez...I can just see the papers - "Web site creates international incident"

Nice going, HJ!

Big Brother'll definitely be watching you more closely now!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:11 pm
by HowlinJ
Sorry uncle George, Didn't mean no trouble. :oops:

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:48 pm
by gbheil
Hey any goverment who thinks they can reduce crime and lower hospital expenses by banning pointed table ware nation wide needs a good surgical strike. This was actually brought up for a vote and seriusly considered. It was funded and being pushed by the physicians.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:30 pm
by Guitaranatomy
Oh great, now there is going to be a world war, Uncle Howlin put some tape on it! Before we all die! :lol:

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:49 pm
by HowlinJ
You just hush up youngin',

It's like I told ya before,

never settled the score

I'm still pissed to the core

'cause dem "lime suckin' rascals"

kicked in ol' Tom's door

BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

SO LET'S GO AT IT SOME MORE! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


anyways,

I betcha' Erin Tony is with me. :wink:


P.S. Note to Greenie and Alen Price and Penrose and Hawking,
Y'all can round up the family and come hang out at my house till this whole thing blows over. :)

Sir Paul ,
You can come on over too, I hear ya still have a few shillings left.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:33 pm
by gbheil
I guess it's not really cool of a mutt like me to bad mouth 1/5th of my ancestry. My appologies to the Queen. Of course I did take a shot at the Jerrys yesterday and with a last name like Heil, not such a good idea :D
Still want that "Castle Casino on the Rhine" though Chancelor!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:38 pm
by scarletrust
Did'ya notice there are no replies from any Brits yet? hmmmmm......

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:42 pm
by gbheil
Time zone ? Maybe they are asleep? ATAACK!! (your guitar)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:02 pm
by HowlinJ
Time is right mates,

(now if I can only find my way cross the Delaware, Its only 5 minutes due east, and ya gotta pay a friggin' toll these days. gone are the days when ya needed just to steal a couple of boats to invade Trenton).

Not to worry though boys, I'll be a good ways there once I get to the (New) Jersey shore.

see y'all 'cross the pond!

Howlin' .... over and out :wink:

P.S. Medic Heil, may be needin' more pain medication when ya make it out of Texas.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:33 pm
by philbymon
HJ, Guy Fawlkes will getcha for this!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:39 pm
by HowlinJ
Yeah Yeah Yeah,

I recall that Guy and the 5th of November

and ol' Tojo from the 7th of December

But this topic Philby, - and I tell You No Lie

Is 'bout nothin' less then the 4th of July

but Methinks all this rantin' - has kindled me thirst

I shall go quaff a Guinness-it's still April first!

(raise one to Sir Winston!) :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:49 am
by JONLYKINS
Howlins' got that rhymin scheme in my head. now everything he writes im tryin to make it work!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:18 pm
by Guitaranatomy
HowlinJ wrote:You just hush up youngin',

It's like I told ya before,

never settled the score

I'm still pissed to the core

'cause dem "lime suckin' rascals"

kicked in ol' Tom's door

BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

SO LET'S GO AT IT SOME MORE! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


anyways,

I betcha' Erin Tony is with me. :wink:


P.S. Note to Greenie and Alen Price and Penrose and Hawking,
Y'all can round up the family and come hang out at my house till this whole thing blows over. :)

Sir Paul ,
You can come on over too, I hear ya still have a few shillings left.



We are going to die. Uncle Howlin just signed our death warrant. :(

I will get you for this, I will not make you watch Oprah, which I did to some others, but I will... Um. Hmm. I can't think of the appropriate form of payback at this time, but I will! When I am running from missiles!

Lol. Hey, I will play my new song for this! *Plays menacing riff as Armageddon music.* :twisted:

PostPosted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:54 am
by Bananafist
Hi guys,
I know sometimes our humour foxes you guys across the pond, but have to say this thread baffles me, and I thought i had a good sense of humour.
I suppose its different in the colonies...............................(!) ((joke) 8)