Never written a song to such 'no miss snooker' demands as a forum...here goes
V1
She lays down her golden crowns; I put her on a pedestal: And when she's had too much to drink she dances on the table.
Chorus
But when she rolls over in bed im caught in her arms- oh, it's such a safe place to be, until the Mrs get home
V2
She's the one I always wanted, I've loved her since school. I've always been at her mercy, if only she'd shave her armpits
Chorus
M8
Love is a game of dice and poker; tossing and bluffing to each another
V3
Now I'm at my wit's end: think I've joined the losers club. She's found my phone on vibrate, think I'll run off to the pub
Well, there you go! I enjoyed that! Colin
V1
She lays down her golden crowns; I put her on a pedestal: And when she's had too much to drink she dances on the table.
Chorus
But when she rolls over in bed im caught in her arms- oh, it's such a safe place to be, until the Mrs get home
V2
She's the one I always wanted, I've loved her since school. I've always been at her mercy, if only she'd shave her armpits
Chorus
M8
Love is a game of dice and poker; tossing and bluffing to each another
V3
Now I'm at my wit's end: think I've joined the losers club. She's found my phone on vibrate, think I'll run off to the pub
Well, there you go! I enjoyed that! Colin
Money or respect?
