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Just got a joke from Eddy..

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:16 am
by ZXYZ
Everybody remember Eddy? He's doing well with new band(s)..
Here's a joke from him:

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me.

They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:16 am
by ratsass
Q. What did one Tampon say to the other Tampon?
A. Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. :)

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:37 am
by ZXYZ
LOL :D

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:39 pm
by jimmydanger
How are hippies and tampons alike?

They're both uptight, out-of-sight and in the groove.

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 5:22 pm
by gbheil
working with a young lady the other day when this broad came in the store being really hatefull. When the broad walked out my female co worker turned to me and said. Who lit that bitches tampon fuse! LOL

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:43 pm
by ratsass
Q. How do you put out a burning Kotex?
A. You tamp on it. :)

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:27 pm
by philbymon
Had a helluva time figuring out where to put this, but I have to put it on here for the good Capt Scott!

http://www.yikers.com/video_bitches_ain ... pella.html

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:01 am
by gbheil
Man thats just wrong!

Funny

But wrong.

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:05 am
by Hayden King
where the fukk are Eddy?

Great news that your getting to do your thing Bro!!!


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http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/6039/

"my dog is the best bitch I ever had"

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:07 pm
by Starfish Scott
What's orange and red and looks good on a Hippie?

"Fire"..lol

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:34 pm
by Hayden King
what is red & white and hates on everybody even @ 2300 rpm's...

Captain Scott in a blender!

*(;>)-~


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"putting your head in a hole means you left your ass is in the air"

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:50 am
by Starfish Scott
Shut up and dye your hair, you hippie.. LOL