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The Zmuda Blues On Hump-Day/written for Fisherman Bob

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:52 am
by The Writer
[color=blue][size=12]I got me a case of the Hump-Day Blues
Can't get no afternoon delight
on a Saturday night
Can't get no afternoon delight if I tried!
if I tried, if I tried, if I tried

My daddy once told me...
"Son Heres' some free advice
take it for what its worth,
if you don't like it, no skin off of my back.

When you are young sow your wild oats,
and then when you thru and tired, get you a wife,
Drink all you want, and let out your dog AT NIGHT,
HOWL AT THE MOON and when you are thru huntin
whistle to call back that hound back in, back in, back in
And then pack your suitcase,
get married, and buy a piece
of of high ground.
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See I played football w/o a helmet, and I'm a hellified S.O.B,
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Steam rising off the gravel, and I want me a woman with a hour glass fiquae
like a tight snare drum
I got the Hump-Day Blg ues, and I got them bad,
all I think about is, all I think about is,
all I think about, is...
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Curing my hump-day blues with some afternoon delight
Humpty dumpty hump-day blues and some afternnon delight!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:32 am
by fisherman bob
Just a smidge too profane. The concept is good though for a blues song. Now if you can only provide suggestive lyrics. Innuendo. Such as "If you see Kay, tell her I'm on the way..." I wouldn't want to offend anybody's sensibilities...

Gotcha Fishernan Bob

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:02 am
by The Writer
:lol: I happy feel proud/happy to be called a bit to profane if you my background be cause I'm really have a tame tongue. Even though this song is the most (out there) I 've been in prose, or in mind. I'm really like a little Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Belair.i

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:58 am
by Shredd6
HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAhahahahahahaa!!!

Dude!! I can't stop laughing!!! My side bittch!! It hurts!! HHHHHHHHHHhAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAaa!!!

Writer, man, if you sing this song done up with that daft Mario Bros. Jamcast music, blues style, I will straight up pay 75-cents for it..

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:03 pm
by Starfish Scott
Carlton from the Fresh Prince?

How much to see you do that gay little dance he does?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:13 pm
by fisherman bob
Looks you altered the lyrics already. This might be something I can actually work with now. I might have to adjust the lyrics to fit the way I sing, but I won't change the meaning of anything at all. Let's see, I'll have to fire up the TNT 115...

YEah Fisherman Hob

PostPosted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:28 am
by The Writer
I can feel that you understandstand the general jist of what I write.
Appreciate the feedbacks, they tested my crreativity. Can't wait too hear what you bring forth.