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Agressive Sperm (our drummer actually wanted to name us that. fukking idiot)
Spenardica (suburb of Anchorage is called Spenard. Thought it would be a good name for a Metallica tribute band)

Funny shiznits.

Shouldn't it be SpenardicA though?

And I flipped the page. Hooray!

Big Midget

I may be the first guy to quote himself.

turn 'They Might Be' Giants around.
"They Might be Midgets".

I once saw a Band on a web-site listed as, Phil Dirt and the Dozers.
How about, Crisco Kid, and the Oreoles

I 've actually heard of them when I lived in Ohio.

I gave My Dog the Hiccups

Toe jam and The Stinky Feet Trio

Toaster Oven Blues Blast and The Awesome Expresso Wakeup Diet

Infected Naval

Massive Pimple on the Buttocks Of Society

KfNC-The Buckethead Tribute Band

8 bit Beethoven Neuclear Fusion Tied Dyed
Tee shirt Subaway Pinky toed Iguana Farts

1. TittyBingo! 2. The Clamslappers!

This is only funny because of the NAme change, but there's a band from Seattle.
They used to be called:
Tysen
because of unexplained legal reasons, they had to CHANGE their name, and so changed it to:
Holyfield

I think it's hilarious, anyway

And I expected Big Boobies

Blind Cheatah

The Jumping Jigglers (vollayball is my favorite sport to watch)

Big Dwarf & the Little Giants

Turbo Turtle

The Bait Worms

Find Waldo Here

The Drooling Danglies

The Republicrats

Mister Fister & the Gaping Horde (yeah - an "alternatve" band)

Juicy Lucy & the Flow

From Smart to Finnish

The Spliffmeisters

Train Wreck

Jelly Bean Soup

The Lucky Loofah

I, Candy

Freeborn Upstate Country Kickers (Initialize it on the marquee)

The Lysdexic Riot (3 piece, of course!)

Skeeter Bites

Frog Fangs

Scissor Fix

Omniscient Kneecaps

Papercut

Tea Baggers

Stickpinnin' The Flashers

Unipedal Cyclists

Unreachable Itch

The Unmentionables

Loony Tics

The Bellyrubbers

Saxless

High Def Blur

Allah's Wine (Allah's Swine?)

The Palming Flunkies

Swarm of Spots

The Foot Warmers

The PJ's

Whipped & Henpecked (the band that plays twice a year)

The Naggers (their wives' band)

3rd Leg Gimp

The Tourettes

The Enema Kings

Remember "Cat Butt" ?

Remember "Cat Butt" ?

and "NONEUNO"

Johnny Snot and the Nose Pickers featuring their big hit "I Picked A Winner For You"

Billy The Kid featuring his big hit "Clean Off The Stove Momma, I Wanna Ride The Range Tonight"

Country Coal Train with their hit "Your The Reason Our KIds Are Ugly"