United States

stump fetish

Sporadic Licks

ROFLMAO ^^

OMG That one struck me as freakin' hilarious!!!!

Still laughing!

This local guitar shop had a thing and they set up a p.a. and me and a bunch of buddies put something together quick for it. This is the name we actually used

Wandering Pieces of Brocolli

bobbing for french fries

Stupid People Over Reacting Eagerly (SPORE)

fresh out (like I am of ideas)

Here's one for ya, "FREE BEER" imagine the size of the crowd that name up on the marquis would bring in to a club.

And you imagine the stuff the crowd would throw at the band once they realize that no actual free beer is served

I think I heard this one some time ago.. Britches n Hose lol at least it made me smile.

Hey Andragon, that kind of reminds me of a biker bar we played in the late 70's off of Almeda Genoa rd. called Franks the funny thing is my Mom was coming to see us but the 300 or so Harleys scared her off she just drove on by. the stage was outside, the first time we played there we were off loading our gear when I was walking up to the stage it had peg board all over the back of the covered stage and there were long neck holes all in the pegboard. They loved us, as we were playing Born To Be Wild I had this extended guitar solo we didn't have an organ player I had my eye's closed, man I was rockin, all the sudden my fellow bandmates started screwing up the song as I opened my eyes to see what was going on low and behold nothing but BOOBIES every chick in the place had taken off their tops and were throwing them at us.

haha the signs of a successful gig. Another reason, to keep your eyes on the road(chicks) and your hands upon the wheel(frets)... or the other way around

If it were named after a chick...Shirley Uragay

If it were named after a dude...Dr. Hertz Browneye

OR

Junk Punch

Edy the Neep.

Came from a Headstone "Edith Neep". The guy who carved it apparently spaced the letters our incorrectly.

Edy the Neep.

Came from a Headstone "Edith Neep". The guy who carved it apparently spaced the letters our incorrectly.

Read it backwards: it's peni-th- tide

5 minutes to Wapner

And oh... wait... did I post this one before? The greatest band name of all time: Green Apple Quickstep

Our newly established band has been debating and debating about a band name...no one can seem to agree on anything...
My idea...

The Mass Debaters

Yuck Foo & the Bilthy Fastards (Japanese bluegrass band)

Snicklefritz

Blimey It's a Limey (leading the next English invasion)

Stricken Poser

Lifelike

Ol' Bama Jamma (southern rock/funk fusion Democratic band)

B Sides (no hits here)

Smokeless Rooms (the only venues left for bands if the tobacco nazis have their way)

Whoopie Cushion Fallout

Al Toids & the Mouthburners

Hugh E. Lupis & the Nudes (a tribute band)

Round Square in a Peg Hole