A new tune

One of the music sites I visit has a monthly song challenge where the winner selects what the following months challenge will be. huh? Anyway the February challenge requires the song to be in 4/4, no more than 3 chords allowed and not longer than 3 minutes in length.
Oh and you have to use the word Hamster, a half bottle of Scotch and Ukelele in the lyrics.
I don't usually enter these things but seemed like it would be fun. First thoughts were a country kind of 1 4 5 deal but it seemed too obvious so I came up with something a little darker.
It's called Ukelele first song on my player. Any critiques good bad whatever have at it. I've got a few days left to tweak it. Don't know if getting others opinions is allowed but I'll mention it when I submit it.
The lyrics are posted on the page as well.
Peace!
Oh and you have to use the word Hamster, a half bottle of Scotch and Ukelele in the lyrics.

I don't usually enter these things but seemed like it would be fun. First thoughts were a country kind of 1 4 5 deal but it seemed too obvious so I came up with something a little darker.
It's called Ukelele first song on my player. Any critiques good bad whatever have at it. I've got a few days left to tweak it. Don't know if getting others opinions is allowed but I'll mention it when I submit it.
The lyrics are posted on the page as well.
Peace!