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I just listened to the stuff on your profile and really think you
should take a step or two back before you refer to yourself as
Legend or writer.
It's like a choir boy stepping into the octagon and calling
himself a mixed martial artist.[/b]

How long have you been playing?

Klungo-Thanks for your kind advice son. Please excuse me while I reposition myself on my bedpan and take a step back.
Chuck Norris was a choir boy, and Bruce Lee took ballet. And they were martial artists.
I was a choir boy too!, and I like female ballet dancers!

Mr. ReverbNation I'm still learning my craft, but I have been writing since 2002.

Klungo-Thanks for your kind advice son. Please excuse me while I reposition myself on my bedpan. Sorry about your shirt, my aim will be better next time.

Chuck Norris was a choir boy, and Bruce Lee took ballet. And they were martial artists.
I was a choir boy too!, but my step backs need a lot of work!

Mr. ReverbNation I'm still learning my craft, but I have been writing since 2002. That Cool, Cool Mix(?) (1 song) in your profile is nice man.

I intend to listen to the rest, today with headphones!

From one son to another: While you step back from learning to use
your keyboard. Chuck was not a choir boy when he stepped into the ring.
Bruce did not step in to dance ballet. They were both accomplished
before they established their Legend, not the other way around.

Sorry to hear of your bowel problems. Hope all comes out OK.[/b]

Thank you Mr. Klungmo for your prayers. All is well.

All Nite Long... - You need to work on lyrical content, imho. You're obviously using a garageband type of sampled program. You aren't playing any of the instruments, preferring to cut & paste. That makes you neither a "writer," or a "composer."

I started to listen to some more, but then I thought to myself, "Why bother? He isn't playing any of this. He didn't WRITE any of it, either. This is not art. It is a collage of someone else's art, & I've done better with that stuff, myself."

So, there ya go. You may be a legend, but it's only in your own mind...certainly not in mine.

I cannot in good faith even wish you luck in this ebdeavor, sir, because you seem to stand for everything I oppose in the world of modern music - the destruction of it. You seem to think that you can just walk in here & slap some crap on the table & call it "art," while you have done none of the prerequisite work to become an artist. Sorry, but you're the equivalent of a kid playing Guitar Hero...& that is all you'll ever be, until you learn something about writing, from your heart & soul, if you have them.

Have a nice day. Find something worthwhile to do with your time.

Hey phil,
Don't it feel good once in a while to just Bash somebody
that really deserves it instead of being considerate of
their feelings. :wink[/b]

Thank You;

KLUGMO wrote:Hey phil,
Don't it feel good once in a while to just Bash somebody
that really deserves it instead of being considerate of
their feelings. :wink[/b]

I thought I was quite considerate, considering MY feelings on this kind o' crap.

It wasn't intended to be a bash, in spite of how it looks. It was an honest critique of his lack of work, his lack of taste, & his lack of ability to write lyrical content...not to mention his overall failiure as an artist...

I think ol' Chawlie's back!

Come ON, "legend!" Did you REALLY think that this product would fly with real musicians & songwriters? I can't help but think it's a joke. You ARE putting us on, aren't you? No one in their right frame of mind would present this to us as a legitimate work.

You are quite entertaining, even if you are NOT a musician or a composer! You DO have the final two syllables of the word "composer" down to a "T," though!

Funny stuff!

If he IS serious, I'll say this - he's got some HUGE CO-HO-KNEES, & he's chock-full o' chutzpah!!!!

Legend, I'm gonna try to do you a favor. Shoot me an email addy, or a phone #, & I'll work out a way to tutor you through the song writing process, like a real composer.

I'm totally serious about this. I will help you, instead of simply calling you names or bashing your attempts, provided you are willing to do your part.

There, the challenge is on the table. It's up to you. Do you want to learn how to do things right, or do you want to continue to be a laughing stock?

It'd be good for me to work with someone, too. It might just spark my own inspirations.

So get in touch, soon. I'm willing to help you to learn, in any style of music you wish to work with. (I've done quite a few!)

Let me know, if you are serious.

There are others here who might help, too, if you find me too abrasive.

[Le Juned,
It is not that you suck right now as a song writer but There is so much
that is involved with being a complete song writer that you need to know.
Without knowing it (I think) you have been tested by us. We have said
hurtful mean things to you and you have not let us get your goat. Must
have been the leatherneck training. First test A+.

Something to think about: phil can help you, take his offer. He needs
something to do anyway. :lol .

Thought for the day: Melody and tempo are everything.[/b]

Hey, now! I have PLENTY to do, between seeking day work & learning a whole two sets o' tunes this week & household duties & the grandkid & cleaning out the chimney once a frikken week & going to STICKMASTERS & chattin' with you fine ppl! Still, if the guy wants help, I'll set some time aside for him to show him how to do it, then he can work on doing it his own way & actually begin making music, instead of a patchwork of other ppl's stuff.