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Anti-terrorist activity scheduled for this coming Saturday.
Posted:
Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:48 pmby RhythmMan
Remember to mark your calendar.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslim-terrorists, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!
Posted:
Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:51 pmby philbymon
Sounds good to me!
I'm also gonna eat me some pork ribs!
Posted:
Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:00 pmby RhythmMan
By the way - my apolgies to the rest. I'm not anti-Muslim, just anti-terrorist.
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Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:45 pmby gbheil
I live on a dead end street.
This could be interesting except ... most all my neighbors are ... old.
Hell I may be a terrorist after all.
I can think of one off hand if I see her nude I will
want to kill myself.
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:12 pmby fisherman bob
You might be on to something. Among other things terrorism is the result of clashing cultures. Muslims view our liberal attitude towards women and sexuality as culturally offensive in the extreme. Maybe instead of bombing the bastards we should shower them with posters of nude women...or drop paratroopers on them who are nude women.
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Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:42 pmby gbheil
LOL
They are a bunch of pervs just like us.
Thuggish culture of poorly organized criminals striving for economic control over each other.
Sounds strangely familiar don't it.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:31 amby fisherman bob
sanshouheil wrote:LOL
They are a bunch of pervs just like us.
Thuggish culture of poorly organized criminals striving for economic control over each other.
Sounds strangely familiar don't it.
Muslims have had a history of being invaded by outsiders over the centuries. Crusaders, Mongols, Soviets, etc. They tend to over-react to what they deem as any outside intervention. With the spread of people's all over the world, both physically and via different communication media, it is no wonder they feel that their culture is being invaded. Notwithstanding, the only good terrorist is a dead one. We have to learn how to get along and that includes with peoples of different cultures....I wonder what percentage of people everywhere would be considered pervs. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the exact same percentage.
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Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:21 pmby gbheil
That and one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.
Sha la la la la....
POOF
Aw dang there goes congress
Hummm wonder if there is something interesting on TV tonight.
Posted:
Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:51 amby Black57
Okay, so do I or do I not, have to walk around the block naked for an hour,
... on Saturday?
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Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:19 amby gbheil
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Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:44 pmby RhythmMan
Black57 wrote::? Okay, so do I or do I not, have to walk around the block naked for an hour, ... on Saturday?
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Well - no.
You can jog, instead, if you want . . .
And - I guess it doesn't have to be completely nakeed: I don't think anyone would complain if you wore sneakers . . .
Posted:
Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:00 pmby Black57
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Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:57 amby RhythmMan
Black57 wrote::lol: I didn't say that. Yeppp, I must wear sneakers that's for sure. I'll also need some ice for my black eyes 
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Ok - I'm ignorant; why 'black eyes?'
