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SWAT teams in L.A. add a 6 Pack to Negotiations Teams

Posted:
Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:23 pm
by The Writer
in dealing with sucides, murderers,and potential terrorists known to be dangerous. Each squad will recieve 200 hours of classroom training, and 100 of outdoor (actual) training. Also simulated doors will be included, along with 2 backup teams train in subdueing 54 year old college professors walking with a cane. (They are an unsavory bunch) Also a pair of stainless steel handcuffs will be provided, and a manual (TM-911) will be kept. This class is not mandatory, but it is highly reccommended because in light of the recent events we have to exercise tolerance, in our relationship with the introduction almighty 6 pack in our arsenal.

Posted:
Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:00 pm
by Whitesel
A pack of joints would probably be better, beer just makes angry people even angier, Stoned people are easier to deal with than loud mouth angry drunks.
Back when I was a teenager I picked up everyone hitch hiking because I would always have to walk 20 miles to get to parties or friends houses and vowed I would pick people up if I saw them hitching when I got a car.
I picked up this one guy hitch hiking once when I was 17, when he got in the car, I could tell right away I had just picked up trouble, this guy was a tweaky freak, now that I think back on it, he reminded me of "wild Bill" from the movie the Green Mile, right away from the strange questions and stuff he was saying, I got this huge feeling this guy was going to kill me and take my car. I pulled out a joint and started smoking it with him, after a bit, he was so stoned and relaxed, I was able to talk him out of my car and get the hell out of there.

Posted:
Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:10 pm
by The Writer
But these days you have to be careful dude, because some freak, crazy person out there will spike your weed, and take liberties with you, and go for your jewels.

I can see where your headed though good point.
expresso

Posted:
Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:09 pm
by Spartanite
zero tolerance for drugz/alcohol. what you need is expresso in your studio. and compassion for immigrant that want to learn, but are stifled and oppressed by government propaganda promoting drug sales to fuel their wars on women/children here more than abroad.
Ricko
www.curciomusic.webs.com
Italian electronica
Solo Recordz label
Re: expresso

Posted:
Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:28 pm
by fisherman bob
Spartanite wrote:zero tolerance for drugz/alcohol. what you need is expresso in your studio. and compassion for immigrant that want to learn, but are stifled and oppressed by government propaganda promoting drug sales to fuel their wars on women/children here more than abroad.
Ricko
www.curciomusic.webs.com
Italian electronica
Solo Recordz label
What you need is DETOXIFICATION dude.
sober

Posted:
Sun Aug 23, 2009 3:35 pm
by Spartanite
I bein sober for 12 yearz. all the copz need is a reason to screw yer life up here. I know better than to do drugz. they sterilize you. pot/cocaine messes your reproductive organz. you acheive immortality with your offspring. if you fail to reproduce, you will die.

Posted:
Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:42 pm
by philbymon
All I can say is there's toxification, & then there's toxification...

Posted:
Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:13 pm
by Whitesel
"I know better than to do drugz. they sterilize you. pot/cocaine messes your reproductive organz."
Ever been to a trailer park or Ghetto?? If drugs make you sterile...than they sure aren't doing enough of them!!!
Seems the other way around...all the pot smokers I know have way too many kids and all the doctors and lawyers have to have medical help to get pregnant.
Only Willie Nelson and Santana are allowed to smoke weed


Posted:
Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:02 pm
by 1collaborator
I would call it a toxic mess
In Paradise !!!!