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Yea my Mother in law found her on the side of the road years ago. I brought her home to keep the mongrel dogs she keeps from killin her.
Put Porkchop in the back of our mini van. When my wife and I got home I sent my daughters out, said Go get that ham out of the back of the van for your mother. That was a hoot, Lots of screamin and runnin. I tell ya cats got nothin on ol Porkchop. She kills several copper head snakes on my place each spring. Guard pig who d thunk it.

Lol! That is a funny story, it reminds me of what my mom did with my guitar... She bought me this new guitar I have. So one night she calls me and is like "I am going to need help getting the Chinese food out of the back of the car, come on out." So I do, I go on out, my sister teases me about going to the guitar store (Saying that she went alone to check it out and then hands me a pack of strings, so I am like "..."), so my mom opens the back door up and the guitar is sitting there. I am like.... "Holy crap!" I was very happy, it was so cool to finally get this new guitar.

Yeah, strange parallel there, but you get my point. I admit, us kids/teenagers/young adults like strange surprises and pranks, lol.

I cannot believe a pig kills snakes... What a name, Porkchop, it is funny and mean at the same time...

The only pig i have is in the freezer awaiting to be had for breakfast.YMMY.

Evil!... Wait, give me some bacon when you have the chance. Lmao.

Here's another band name for ya how's about THRASH-CAN (i can smell it now)

As he take's out the trash like a good boy

Wife's

"Thrash-Can," that name is very, um, odd... Lol.

I will stick to... "Guitar Anatomy." Not too cocky am I?

I like THRASH-CAN. That's hot!

And pigs btw have the IQ of a 4year old kid. Just have a pig named "bobby" and eat the children. LOL

EWWWW No canabullisom on this thead please.

(as he sharpin's his knife again)hehehehe

Porkchop has never asked for the keys to my jeep! Cant say the same for my 4 kids. Two of which are grown women now. (thank God)
Yes GA nothing like a great surprise gift. Now get to your books young man. (sorry, its that Dad thing again)

Porkchop has never asked for the keys to my jeep! Cant say the same for my 4 kids. Two of which are grown women now. (thank God)
Yes GA nothing like a great surprise gift. Now get to your books young man. (sorry, its that Dad thing again)

*Grunts* Fine! I will get to my books!

*Marches off and studies before he finishes up some reports, his fingers are not doing so well anyhow.*

Peace out, GuitarAnatomy.

P.S. Just kidding around.

Was that a pig grunt? LOL

Can pigs drive? I know some pigs can fly, but.. lol

Only the Pink Floyd pig can fly. Or float as the case may be.

GA i talked with you'r teacher you are not going to pass no mater what or how hard you study because you'r spelling is not up to parr.

Sorry to break the new's to all of you but pig can fly. I have the movie! Cat's can drive i saw that on saturday night live too.

The Pink Floyd thing i know nothing about!! (as he tie's a rubberband around his arm)

I be M.I.A.got sh*t to do

GA i talked with you'r teacher you are not going to pass no mater what or how hard you study because you'r spelling is not up to parr.

... Well I guess that is a bit hard to do... I have no teacher... Lmao. I am not in school.



I talked to your boss, he is remodeling the workspace... All pictures of Brittany Spears, with her music piped into the office.

'NO'Not again!! I disslike that carpet mucher.How ever she does like spider's

I did not know they were remodeling my John Deer bachoe.But that ok because im used to beening around hoe's.

Lmao! Great, she likes spiders too. She also likes snakes... I like snakes. I will take a snake any day before a spider, bleh.

I talk to your boss he said if you bring a snake to work the was going to take off his belt and whip your ass.(CAA-POWW)