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ok, you can call facking your bandmates in the ass (and them having you) "getting pu**y" all ya want. no one's gonna stop you.

but, more accurately you SHOULD say.....you "got plenty of tail". that sums it up much better.

as for age....i'd guess you're every bit as old as me...just a lot uglier and w half the IQ. hey, we all got our crosses to bear. right.

you...you just have more of 'em than most.

oh yeah...


PLANET JAZZ TONIGHT AT JAZZ KITCHEN

(fear not... we won't be butcheing any Zep tunes either!)

again... I will not be goaded anymore into disrespecting an old man... sorry....

I didn't realize you were my dads age until one of my kids saw this.. they couldn't believe that someone "Poppy's" age would act like this...

Keep representing old man....

sure thing. let's go w that.

it sure took you long enough to figure out you were outgunned. you should have quit while you were ahead (that'd be BEFORE you started this silly sh*t).

so, go limp off w whatever part of your dignity you have left.

i'm bored and a little embarrassed at slappin' ya around... like when ya pick on the slow kid in class.

... awwww..... I'm sorry I hurt your feelings especially with anything that would have to do with sex as I guess it wouldn't matter as you most likely need some help in that department seeing as how old and frail you are
Ya know they have pills for that now??

Again... out of respect for any elders and my kids, I'll let you feel good about yourself seeing as you had to edit your post quite a few times to actually try to get some cunning retort to my posts..

you're gonna let me off...that's funny.

now, where did ya come up w that original idea???? oh, i yeah, i had just said the same to you in the very previous post.

simply put (for a simpleton such as yourself) you're as unoriginal as your playing and music. prolly never had an original idea in your life i'm guessing


edit my posts??? you're so slow witted and so boring i could type one handed in my sleep and still show you for the boorish and clumsy clod you are. hell, ya don't need any help from me there.

and thanks, glad you think i'm cunning.

my feelings hurt? nah, my knuckles are a little sore from you using you as punching bag is all.

now, be a good little boy and be gone as you said you would. (yeah right, we should all be so lucky)

Awwww..... poor thing... why dontcha take a little nap?? I hear Geritol will help ya with that little problem.. We're all prayin' for ya...

Honestly... you're making me sad and I really feel bad for you... please relax before you have a heart attack... and I really mean that from the bottom of my heart.

wow....you ARE the turd that refused to get flushed.

i'm laughing my ass off at you....trying to convince yourself it's MY feelings that are hurt, or that YOU'RE under MY skin. clear enough it's the other way around.

so, how're you enjoying that sweet taste of "victory" chump?

yikes, i'm crossing swords w a mental midget.

ok then, how's that exit of your's coming along?

.... poor thing .... I don't want to be responsible for you having a stroke or something... caaaallllmmm down .... serenity now... serenity now... You're breaking my heart...

stop projecting. and good gawd, start covering up man....you're taking a beating.

oh, i guess you LIKE that.

.... poor thing .... I don't want to be responsible for you having a stroke or something... caaaallllmmm down .... serenity now... serenity now... You're breaking my heart...

only thing you're responsible for is putting me and anyone listening to you playing...to sleep. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

Caaallllm down... breathe in....breathe out... it'll pass... go lie down or something... take a valium and relax for a while.. you're gonna burst a blood vessel or something.

I'll let you feel good about yourself seeing as you had to edit your post quite a few times to actually try to get some cunning retort to my posts..

sorry about that edit....i have a filter on my computer that tries to keep gay porn off it. i know you probably get off on that stuff but it ain't my thing.

anyway, when i tried to post that old band photo of your's w your fellow butt buddies....the filter rejected it the first time, clearly recognizing a bunch of pillow biters.

*sigh* you're actually making us all very worried over here Do you want me to call a medic??? Seriously.... If you can find any valium or xanax in the house, please, for all of us, take it ASAP... We're all pulling for ya

Hang in there champ.... it'll all pass soon.. I feel I have this father/son connection with you.... I care for you......DAD...

valium??? who needs valium when we have your boring unoriginal posts...

and when that fails to induce sleep there's always your music.

OK... if that works for ya, Pop, then go ahead...listen to my sweet, soothing music.... I'll be here for ya... Maybe you just need a little rest... Did you eat?? Do you need anything?? Let me know... OK?? Don't go having a heart attack on me now!