philbymon wrote:Our drummer has the same problem, Jessica. All I can say is "HAH! That's whatcha get for ignoring that great gift of food 'on the hoof,' as it were."
I'll never understand the vegan reasoning, cuz I'm a meatologist from away back. It ain't like I'm hooked on the stuff or anything. I could quit it any time...really I could. Now step away from the buffet cuz I see a MEATBALL!
Um...anyway...my drummer has a beautiful place with lotsa land, & a modest garden. With all the wonderful free food that deer can eat on his many acres, he gets frustrated when they continue to munch up his modest garden. Of course no one can go out there & cut back on the numbers a bit, cuz his wife won't allow any animal death on the property. (They've gotten to the point that they actually can't eat meat anymore without gastric pain...I'll never understand why you'd wanna do that to yourself!) So they hafta compete with the critters, & they just keep feeding them. What a waste all around!
Sure, I'd come cull the flock for ya. Just send me a ticket & pick me up at the airport...I've always wanted to see Oregon.
Wwll, the ticket is out, but if you don't mind a beat up SUV that kicks but at the beach picking you up, sure. But if we do stop at a buffet and that seriously is the last meat ball, sorry, I will have to fight you for it. Mom is the only vegan in this family but she wouldn't mind the deer going away...and being vegan for her isn't a choice, sadly. Doctor's orders.
Sounds like your drummer has a deer paradise. What deer wouldn't want to go to his place.
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