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Binary tumor? I think my 'puter may have one. I'm taking it to see a newROMogist in the morning. All my porn has turned blue, & I hate to see such sad porn. Of course it could be a simple case of satellite umbillicalosis, or the dreaded word flu, but it's best to be careful about these sorts of things, don't you think? I've been monitoring my monitor for years, myself, & I've seen things that no human being should ever be subjected to.

I'm hoping it's a simple case of typerticulitis, which of course is best treated with the typerator's ingestion of mass quantities of pilsner or ale or lager or stout or porter.

I think the question is how many beers a person needs on any given holiday.

Computer humor- gotta love it.
Didnt have beer today. Had Wild Turkey 101.
I had to wipe the harddrive and reload windoze about 8 months ago. Gets rid of a lot of nasty problems (altho i still think Gates' company can load tons of 'planned obsolesence' bugs every time an ms update is installed.. Am I paranoid?
Hmm blue porn. I'll have to watch mine with the red and green turned off on the monitor. That might be cool.

Evidently, some hyperinteligentpandimentional being deposited a copy of HHGTTG on the bookshelf down in my music room! (could have been Santa Clause or, more likely, one of my boys) Finally got around to reading it, after a couple of decades, and have now come to realize why a whole generation of impressionable rock & rollers are friggin' crazy!

I don't remember ever being 42

(Pretty cool book , though)

later....
HJ