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Crip I think you've got the kid turned on

sleep on your back and not your belly
or ya might wake up with an aasss fulla jelly!

LOL @ Crip.

NO MADONNA EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. lol

Howlin, you would not believe it but now two of them are doing it.
Damn near every morning about 4am the older cat, we call her granny, is squated over the toilet. I try to keep her outside but she is very sneaky. My son's cross eyed white cat was caught in the act.
They still wont flush though.

I have a cat that went blind. Cpl weeks ago I found him playing with the flush lever on the toilet. When I went to investigate, I saw that he'd actually used the toilet. Kinda freaked me out. He hasn't done it since.

I seriously think there's something strange around these parts that affects animals. Since I moved here I've seen some very weird stuff that just shouldn't be possible- a squirrel running across the road on its hind legs holding a nut, upright like a person - saw a box turtle actually jump well over a foot off a lil cliff - I've seen something that looked suspiciously like a panther-sized big black cat (there are scores of reports of this around here) - saw a squirrel, dead, standing on three legs & holding up his right forepaw, with blowflies all over his eyes & mouth, frozen in place like he was about to take another step - saw a racoon family with a little skunk running with them. I'm told that back in the '70's there were a bunch of reported sightings of a 5 foot tall rooster running around all over the area. (I can understand that one - it was the '70's, with all those super-hallucinogens!) Wild turkeys & pheasants have mysteriously appeared in my friend's completely enclosed pens with his chickens.

Last year I saw some huge bird eating a deer carcass someone was kind enough to leave on the side of the road after they took what they wanted from it. Its wing span was longer than my Explorer is wide. It was white with all these brown splotches. It had the beak of a bird of prey, the facial features of an eagle or something. It stood around 3 feet high, & its feet were at least as big as my hands. I have yet to be able to find it in a bird book. I'm glad I saw it, though. It was awesome to see!

Dddonnie has had three baby o'possums in his house. They have pretty poor eyesight. They were following his cat like it was their mommy. Kinda cute, the way their little tails stuck straight up as they followed her in a perfect row everywhere she went. It took him a week to catch them each, & return them to the wild. A few years ago he had this tree frog just move into his house. It lived on a house plant for an entire winter. Every once in awhile it would send out this ear-splitting screach. We were sitting there one night the following spring, & it jumped up on the table, gave us the peace sign, & jumped out the open door.

.....same thing in my neck-o-the woods.... I keep seeing these wimmen with the bigggest boobs I've ever seen in my life just walking along the side of the road... This $hits gettin' scary

Crip,

I always thought that big boobied street walkers were common in New York.

Problem black bear are rampant in parts of New Jersey at this time.

We seem to have a bumper crop of abnormally tame white tail deer and turkeys in northeast Pennsylvania.

A few months ago, a guy got bit by a rabid fox not far from our place.

The worst critters that we have around here lately, however, are bad drivers!

Howlin'

.....same thing in my neck-o-the woods.... I keep seeing these wimmen with the bigggest boobs I've ever seen in my life just walking along the side of the road... This $hits gettin' scary

every girl wants a set o those fake ass cantaloupe under the skin lookin boobs nowadays. man those things start lookin a lil ridiculous at a certain point. and if they're harder than my biceps, well thats just too much for me! but it's a wonderful warning sign for the fake ass way too insecure run the other way types!

They're starting bear season early this year around here - too damned many bears I guess for all the furreners to be comfy. Seems the more ppl who move out here, into neighborhoods which don't allow any firearms to be shot, the more troubles we have with deer & now BEAR. Go figure.

Last year a good buddy of mine nearly died riding his $50K motorcycle when a deer jumped into him as he was riding about 20 mph. Shattered his collar bone, busted his shoulder real bad, & worse yet did $22K worth of damage to his custom bike. (Of course I kid him about the stupidity of riding after dark during the rutting season - dumbass.)

Ppl think I'm weird when I stop the truck & get out & yell at deer when I see them on the road. I think I'm training them to watch out for traffic.

I guess that would look a little strange to ppl, huh?

there are "deer whistles" available to put on the grill or your car, but I hear they really dont work. I used to live in Erie Pa and there were more deer killed on the roadways in Pa. than were hunted in any other state at that time.
Bambie is dangerous!

Damn alll this deer talk - Makes me want some venison bad !!!

The following is a TRUE story. You can"t make up something like this. Years ago when I lived in New Jersey I was fishing Spruce Run Reservoir in a small boat with my boss Ziggy. We were very close to shore. I caught a small yellow perch (about nine inches) and threw it back. As soon as it hit the water a guy in a boat in deeper water asked "how many points was it?" I looked at Ziggy and then looked at the guy and said "I don"t know." He asked me again "how many points is it?" I turned to Ziggy and said "do you think he means stripes on the fish?" I turned to the guy and said "it was seven points." The guy looked at me like I was nuts and I said "it was eight points." The guy turned around shaking his head. I yelled out "look I don"t know how many points it was. I threw it back." Ziggy tapped me on the shoulder and said "hey Bob look behind us on shore." There was a spike buck right behind us on shore. And to think I told the guy in the boat that I threw it back. Funniest damn thing that ever happened to me while fishing. Later...

I got me one of those deer wistles. Made by Browning in 308 winchester caliber.

LOL @ Crip.

NO MADONNA EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. lol

that thing has to look like a roast beef sandwich by now!

I got me one of those deer wistles. Made by Browning in 308 winchester caliber

Mine is Mauser .243...also might try a Bear Kodiak & a few broadheads...but it's been a long time since I shot a bow, need lots of practice. Hunted rabbits with one when I was 18 though, it was fun, gave the rabbits a bit better chance...not much better though since at that time I could hit a moving target with a bow or pistol better than most people can with a shotgun. Now I'm doing good to hit the wide side of a barn....from the inside...