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I have a better idea. I'LL run naked and the terrorist scumbags will laugh themselves to death...

:lol: I didn't say that. Yeppp, I must wear sneakers that's for sure. I'll also need some ice for my black eyes

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Ok - I'm ignorant; why 'black eyes?'

I was waiting to see if I could snag one...looks like I did. THere is a reason that bras were invented

They're STARING at me!

:lol: I didn't say that. Yeppp, I must wear sneakers that's for sure. I'll also need some ice for my black eyes

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Ok - I'm ignorant; why 'black eyes?'

I was waiting to see if I could snag one...looks like I did. THere is a reason that bras were invented

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Badda - bing! Slap!
( sound of drums, while a man slaps his foehead in a double take - )

And I just came from the real vs fake boob thread too.

ssssplort!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Black...Yessss indeed. (great tune btw)

ssssplort!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Black...Yessss indeed. (great tune btw)

I know this is late...but thanks. Which tune?

Remember to mark your calendar.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslim-terrorists, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

f**k retard, All Religion is stupid.
The real terrorist wear nice suits & sit in goverment buildings, with highly paid positions. This comment you left is proof of how brainwashed you are. Go tune in to some more Fox news you douche bag, you obviously have no idea how anything went down.

Go suck a dick FAGGOT!

Wow, you all must be scared old white people that tune in to Fox news daily. You people should know that just becuase you see something on Television doesn't make it reality. You see HITLER did the same thing it's called a "False Flag" operation. You attack your own country & put the blame on someone else so that your citizens rally together & get super pissed off @ the "Enemy". I know acouple muslim people from my area & they are just as decent as all the christians I know, they should not have to be heckeled because a bunch of RACIST bastards MADE you believe that a group of "muslim" terrorists attacked us. I am against any sort of religious cult in general, even your ever so holy CHRISTIANITY is brainwashing. Go judge, hate & pray you f**k faggots!

...and the winner of the Mr Congeniality Award is...envelope please...

Ladies & gentlemen! We have a DRAW!

Congratulations, Mike Nobody & Ions & Atrophy! You'll have to share this trophy. We could only afford one...

Actually, give Mike some credit, he usually picks up on the jokes (and usually makes jokes you don't pick up on).

Oh, I pick up on 'em. I just don't think they're very friendly...

please define FRIENDLY..

Don't you mean FIENDISHLY? lol