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Another shameless promo. Typical. We all know you play at truck stops and soup kitchens. lol. No surprise. Playing mallets is a dumb term since you play with mallets. You should change it to playing mullets, mullet. lol.

Another shameless promo. Typical. We all know you play at truck stops and soup kitchens. lol. No surprise. Playing mallets is a dumb term since you play with mallets. You should change it to playing mullets, mullet. lol.

stop your whining......it's YOU who keeps bringing up my gigs. but that's nice that as a fan you encourage me to promote them here!

but i'm glad to see you've moved on and now have accepted how often I do gig. btw....i've never made it a secret that i play gigs at restaurants, bars, wineries, and a truckstop.

see, that's what real life working musicians do. we get out and gig.

but i get it, you like the security of your mom's basement and lack the goods to get out in front of people. look, there's always been those who DO (me) and posers who can't and are jealous and whine (YOU).

Oh, I'm a fan now. But you come here to my topic. Do I have over 100 posts on your topics. You better learn the definition of mallet and fan. lol.

Gigs are gigs. Mine aren't as prestigious as yours, but don't worry. When I start playing for six packs and stale pizza. I'll have reached your high plateau, gas station star.

@planetguy
You're a fan of me and kenny g. I don't blame you. Sleeping in your band's tour van in the backyard until the next gig with nothing but your band mates WiFi code and four shirts must really suck. lol. Take a bath, bum and stop using up all their data before they start charging you for both.

@memphisagent
????? lol. Try that again.

susan, if i wanted to listen to soul-less whitebread elevator music i'd just stick your backing trks. girl, you couldn't swing if you were hanging from a rope (but you MIGHT sound better).

So you listen to my tracks in your spare time. Got it. My music is a smoother version of your mizz jazz. No better or worse. Mine is for elevators and yours is for pizza nite. lol.

So you listen to my tracks in your spare time. Got it. My music is a smoother version of your mizz jazz. No better or worse. Mine is for elevators and yours is for pizza nite. lol.

thanks. once was waaaaay more than enough. but if i ever have any trouble falling asleep i suppose i could always turn to them for some zzzzzzzzzz's!

And next time I'm at the gas station pumping gas, I'll ask the attendend... When will planetguy and the 911s be playing, this Wednesday or next never. lol. Now go rehearse before you end up playing your broom on stage and sweeping with your bass guitar, janitor.

put down the crack pipe will ya? i already gave you this wk's schedule!

wed 3/22 at JAZZ KITCHEN
http://midmo.jazzkitchens.com/band-schedule/

and Fri and Sat 3/25, 26 at The Backdoor Lounge (Midway Truck Stop)
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1721423727868080&set=o.653064231402949&type=3&theater&notif_t=like&notif_id=1490111242658189



yeah, by all means....if you're downstairs pumping gas into your moped, come on upstairs to the lounge.....we'll even let you sit in. it'd be a riot hearing you trying to keep up w your amatuerish two finger noodling!

Did everyone get that? Good. If you got any spare change, just drop it in the tip bucket/bathtub and help him out. lol. Don't forget to tell'em planetguy sent you and get free napkins with your meal. lmao.

So, what kind of mileage do you get on that scooter, Susan?

I don't ride scooters...or jocks, jockstrap...now get off mine for a change. You keep coming here like you got nothing else to do. You are no better than willie, just a BM troll that gets kicked out of every other topic because of your ignorant, racist cyberbullying. I don't want your services, advice or lessons. You are a non factor as far as I'm concerned. Nobody cares where you perform here on my topic. Its all monks here, planetjoke. Just cause i lifted the ban, dont mean i care to chat with you.Now take your memes, lies and show dates to your own boring topics no one views, comments and/or cares about.

So you listen to my tracks in your spare time. Got it. My music is a smoother version of your mizz jazz. No better or worse. Mine is for elevators and yours is for pizza nite. lol.

Oh, lookit - NotReady is proud of making 'elevator music'!