in dealing with sucides, murderers,and potential terrorists known to be dangerous. Each squad will recieve 200 hours of classroom training, and 100 of outdoor (actual) training. Also simulated doors will be included, along with 2 backup teams train in subdueing 54 year old college professors walking with a cane. (They are an unsavory bunch) Also a pair of stainless steel handcuffs will be provided, and a manual (TM-911) will be kept. This class is not mandatory, but it is highly reccommended because in light of the recent events we have to exercise tolerance, in our relationship with the introduction almighty 6 pack in our arsenal.
A pack of joints would probably be better, beer just makes angry people even angier, Stoned people are easier to deal with than loud mouth angry drunks.
Back when I was a teenager I picked up everyone hitch hiking because I would always have to walk 20 miles to get to parties or friends houses and vowed I would pick people up if I saw them hitching when I got a car.
I picked up this one guy hitch hiking once when I was 17, when he got in the car, I could tell right away I had just picked up trouble, this guy was a tweaky freak, now that I think back on it, he reminded me of "wild Bill" from the movie the Green Mile, right away from the strange questions and stuff he was saying, I got this huge feeling this guy was going to kill me and take my car. I pulled out a joint and started smoking it with him, after a bit, he was so stoned and relaxed, I was able to talk him out of my car and get the hell out of there.
I can see where your headed though good point.
