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Hey, AxGrinder,
Did you hear about the new organization called "Non-Alcoholics Anonymous?"
It's for people who are addicted to near-beer.

Ha! No self respecting booze hound would put a bottle of that crap to their lips, brother! However, I'd much rather be a non-alcoholic

What would you call a dog with no legs?


Wouldn't matter what you call it..... wouldn't come to you anyway!

(Oldie but a goody)