Hi, umm I've been a lyricist for WAAY too long, would you consider tutoring me on Skype? or something? email@example.com
I'm just a lyricist with little to no musicianship, would it be possible to teach me those anyway?
I'll trade you my lyrics for it. I write for a bunch of bands, or you know what?
I think, I believe I could tell the bands that I write for to just pay you after if you want.
Because, you know, wealth causes people to become corrupt and I always wanted to run for Senator. So I thought to myself, well I'll just give the purse to the bands I write for and let them balance the checkbook for me, and also that way I can always stay generally blindfolded to my wealth so I would never act out above my own station in life.
So just like contact me back please? I'll be awaiting your email.