Guitar, Bass, Lead Vocals Available For Fill-In and Sub Work, possibly for a permanent position.
My Playboy Profile:
Pro gear
Great attitude
Plays (and likes) all styles: alt/modern rock, classic rock, country, oldies, blues, jazz......yada yada
I know 100’s of songs! (And can pick up more at the drop of a note)
I have a car (and a valid driver’s license)
Fun at parties
Great dancer
Excellent cook
Never “CONVICTED” of a felony
Not unpleasant to look at
Can hit the ground running
YOU:
HAVE A GIG FOR ME TO DO! (let me define for the slow-witted. You are currently playing and GETTING PAID NOW! Not after you hire me and the other 4 people you need, buy a PA and a beat up van to haul it around in....oh, and get gigs! One other thing....playing in your mom‘s basement is NOT a gig! Well, it could be if she's paying you, but she's NOT!)
FUN FUN FUN (I can’t stress this part enough!)
Reasonably intelligent (and I do need to see recent IQ scores)
Egos in check (mine is big enough for everyone)
Over 21 (even is your significant other isn’t)
Knows what “atavism” means (If you don’t, and you’re putting together a Grand Funk Railroad tribute band, DON’T CALL!) …ok, call!
It would also help if you have a permanent residence, and you are not living in a car
This is for fill in and sub work, so please feel free to keep this ad for future reference, and pass it around to all interested parties. THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU FOR NOW! Well, what are you waiting for...CALL ME IMMEDIATELY! Operators are standing by.
Toll free Paul
1-866-841-9139 ex 3936
Info@paulwunder.com
www.paulwunder.com
My Playboy Profile:
Pro gear
Great attitude
Plays (and likes) all styles: alt/modern rock, classic rock, country, oldies, blues, jazz......yada yada
I know 100’s of songs! (And can pick up more at the drop of a note)
I have a car (and a valid driver’s license)
Fun at parties
Great dancer
Excellent cook
Never “CONVICTED” of a felony
Not unpleasant to look at
Can hit the ground running
YOU:
HAVE A GIG FOR ME TO DO! (let me define for the slow-witted. You are currently playing and GETTING PAID NOW! Not after you hire me and the other 4 people you need, buy a PA and a beat up van to haul it around in....oh, and get gigs! One other thing....playing in your mom‘s basement is NOT a gig! Well, it could be if she's paying you, but she's NOT!)
FUN FUN FUN (I can’t stress this part enough!)
Reasonably intelligent (and I do need to see recent IQ scores)
Egos in check (mine is big enough for everyone)
Over 21 (even is your significant other isn’t)
Knows what “atavism” means (If you don’t, and you’re putting together a Grand Funk Railroad tribute band, DON’T CALL!) …ok, call!
It would also help if you have a permanent residence, and you are not living in a car
This is for fill in and sub work, so please feel free to keep this ad for future reference, and pass it around to all interested parties. THAT SHOULD HOLD YOU FOR NOW! Well, what are you waiting for...CALL ME IMMEDIATELY! Operators are standing by.
Toll free Paul
1-866-841-9139 ex 3936
Info@paulwunder.com
www.paulwunder.com
