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RodStewart is starting a US tour, 18 cities.
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Story, (page good as of 2-29-08):
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080229/en_ ... 9DGbUE1vAI

Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you...

LOL Yeah, he needs to go to the hospital and have his stomach pumped AGAIN.

LOL Yeah, he needs to go to the hospital and have his stomach pumped AGAIN.

I thought that was Billy Squire?

Nope, that was attributed to Rod Stewart but then many others including Elton John and Li'l Kim.

Needless to say, the story is a total urban legend, commonly referred to in urban legend lore as "The Celebrity Stomach Pump" ->

http://urbanlegends.about.com/cs/celebr ... h_pump.htm

No actually I read that in a book. Ole Rod was huffing weezer and got full.

When they pumped him out, he supposedly had a quart of sperm in his stomach. LOL

(I shudder to consider how many men that is in 1 quart)

Rod is one naaasssttty dude.

What would we do without our urban tales....

What would we do without our urban tales....

What would Rod Stewart do without urban tail?

He had it removed in the doctor's office.

And yeah, I know it might be but when it's in print and not in the national enquirer, it can be rather surprising.

Didn't you ever hear about how Mick Jaggers' wife caught mick, rod and another guy in bed?

Who was the other guy>? LOL

Inquiring minds want to know. LOL

What would we do without our urban tales....

What would Rod Stewart do without urban tail?

I think the celebs love fairy tales like this. They probably get together and drink, and compare them.

Yeah but I thought it was rather well known that ROD does like the guys as well as the girls. LOL

He's a metrosexual, don't-cha know.

Could be. I don't really have an interest in the sexual orientations of others unless they are some shrieking politician or evanglist trying to cast aspersions on those not like themselves.

I heard a rumor that when one of the Spice Girls quit the band they were actually considering Rod Stewart for her replacement. Later...

I heard that Rod Stewart ate a Spice Girl and was wheeled into the emergency room to pump three gallons of paprika out of his stomach.

Actually Rod Stewart ate all the Spice Girls at the same time, thus the large quantity of paprika. (Too bad I'm actually allergic to paprika.)